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1 year ago

Before marriage- Abolish Dowry,put Men asking for Dowry behind bars. Naari Shakti


After Divorce- mei kaise rahungi akele 2 crore de kutte.

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1 year ago

*House on fire*
Fireman: Okay so I'm gonna hold you and we're gonna jump. Are you ready?
She: Bas 5 min

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Messaged a girl "Kaha ho?"

She replied - "Teri aukaat k bahar"

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1 year ago

[When wifi is out of order & no signal on phone either] Son: Hi Dad Dad: ??? Mom: Yahi hai apna chhote wala

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1 year ago

Teacher: ye topic complete hogaya hai, kisi ko kucch pucchna hai to pucch sakta hai.

Girl: sir!

T: haa bolo

G: kya mai moti lag rahi hu? grin.png

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1 year ago

She: bhaiya burger. He: khana hai ya pack karu? She: khana hai pack kar do. Girls will be girls.

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1 year ago

XYZ: Kal Sunday hai
Me: Acha?
XYZ: Tumhe pata nahi?
Me: Nahi, mein berozgaar hoon.

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1 year ago

Uncle: So what do you do? Me: [flashback to stalking people on FB, Insta, Twitter and Snapchat for articles] I'm a highly respected editor.

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1 year ago

जो लोग अब तक Prisma से बनाई गयी फोटो, पोकेमोन गो नहीं खेल पाये और गेम में थ्रोन्स नहीं देख पाये वो लोग दुःखी ना हो आपके पास काम है भाई।

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1 year ago

पप्पू अपना लेसन (Lesson) याद करके नहीं आया ,

टीचर – अपना लेसन याद क्यों नहीं किया ?

पप्पू – जी मेम ,
कल रात को जैसे ही पढ़ने बैठा ,
लाइट चली गयी ,

टीचर – तो फिर लाइट नहीं आई क्या ?

पप्पू – आई , पर फिर से जैसे ही पढ़ने बैठा फिर चली गयी ,

टीचर – अरे तो फिर लाइट नहीं आई क्या ?

पप्पू – आई थी लेकिन मैं फिर इस डर से पढ़ने नहीं बैठा ,
कि फिर से ना चली जाये grin.png grin.png

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