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Akash Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

औरतों को खुश करना
बडा मुश्किल है
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आदमियों का क्या ..
औरत देखते ही
खुश हो जाते है tongue.png tongue.png :-p

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Akash Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

पती - अगर मैने जिनदगी मे कभी तुमसे झूठ बोला हो तो मै अभी मर जाऊ.. frown.png frown.png
पतनी - मैने भी कभी आपसे झूठ बोला हो तो मै भी विधवा हो जाऊ।।।
tongue.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

जो लडकिया किसी को भी भाई बना लेती है

ऐसी लडकियो को भी काले पानी की सजा मिलनी चाहिए।
grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

गर्लफ्रेंड की dp पर nice dp की बजाय "सब मोहमाया है" कमेंट करके देखिये grin.png grin.png अच्छा लगेगा

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

he:रिचार्ज कूपन का नंबर डाला तो "नॉट वैलिड" शो कर रहा है_मूड ख़राब हो गया कसम से
He:कितने का कूपन था_
She:Rs10 का_
He:या अल्लाह रहम grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Whn some1 says "Will be there in 10 minutes", but comes b4 that.

Me: Sahi hai bc

But whn they come after half an hour.

Me: Mar ja bc

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Man's RTI application:

Dear Sir,
If age for marriage is 21 n drinking is 25.
Pls throw some light on how to survive 4 years of marriage? grin.png grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

*After failing in IITJEE*
normal students- papa mat maaro agli baar ho jayega
me- papa itna maro ki agli baar handicapped quota se ho jaye.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Today traffic police is proactive early morning, on my way saw a cop stopping a girl:
Cop: Licence dikhao
Girl: Dekh kar delete kar dena grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Saturday Mornings:

Other people: Parathe khayenge. Mall chalte hai.
Me: Kaamwali bai nahi aayi. Makdi ke jaale saaf karne padenge. grin.png

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