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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

he:रिचार्ज कूपन का नंबर डाला तो "नॉट वैलिड" शो कर रहा है_मूड ख़राब हो गया कसम से
He:कितने का कूपन था_
She:Rs10 का_
He:या अल्लाह रहम grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

Whn some1 says "Will be there in 10 minutes", but comes b4 that.

Me: Sahi hai bc

But whn they come after half an hour.

Me: Mar ja bc

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

Man's RTI application:

Dear Sir,
If age for marriage is 21 n drinking is 25.
Pls throw some light on how to survive 4 years of marriage? grin.png grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

*After failing in IITJEE*
normal students- papa mat maaro agli baar ho jayega
me- papa itna maro ki agli baar handicapped quota se ho jaye.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

Today traffic police is proactive early morning, on my way saw a cop stopping a girl:
Cop: Licence dikhao
Girl: Dekh kar delete kar dena grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

Saturday Mornings:

Other people: Parathe khayenge. Mall chalte hai.
Me: Kaamwali bai nahi aayi. Makdi ke jaale saaf karne padenge. grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

customer care: hello ma'am, we have this exclusive package for you. kya aap apne do minute de sakti hai? girl: abhi ni, mom hai. call later.grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

"Aur beta, suna hai khana acha bana leti ho?"
"Haan aunty, aur chutiya bhi" grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

Me: What? Are you mad?
Friend: This sounds unbelievable but it's true, a girl in Mumbai has posted a pic of her on Insta with no filters

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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 months ago

Friend - You can save phone battery by turning off internet.

Me - Jab internet band rakhna hai to battery bachaake kya karunga bc? grin.png

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