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5 years ago

Once Sardarji sent an sms 2 his pregnant wife. A few seconds later he report in mobile. He started dancing. The report says " DELIVERED "..
-By Fon4Fun

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college, You know why..
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi .. ..


Ans: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What do u call Gita when she wears mini skirt & top..


Ans: YOgita wink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What is the cube of 13..
It-s : SUROOR
that-s because...
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

This pj might damage ur ability to think
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what would you say if a cow dances....
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..Guidance.!:-p

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

OM PURI is kidnapped by terrorists
Guess wat vl d rescue mission b called..



"SEV"PURIsmile.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A bald man had 2 hair on his head.
They both fell in love with each other, but couldnt marry each other.
Why..

Kyunki Baal Vivaah apraadh hai!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

ONCE A MAN WAS DRIVING HIS CAR THROUGH THE THAR DESERT. HIS CAR-S REGISTRATION NUMBER IS "RJD 007". AS HE WAS DRIVING, A CACTUS GOT STUCK INTO ONE OF HIS TIRES. SO THE TIRE GETS PUNCTURED AND SOME HOW THE LETTER"D" IN THE RJD ALSO FALLS OFF. SO NOW HE HAS TWO PROBLEMS:
1. THE FALLEN LETTER "D"
2. TIRE PUNCTURED
WHAT DOES HE DO..........

HE RUNS 5 OR 6 ROUNDS AROUND THE CAR. SO HE BECOMES "TIRED". HE TAKES THE "D" FROM "TIRED" AND

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

wat wud u call, when the dolls line up for movie tickets.....





barbieque

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