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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

PJ TIME !!!
Sarla cleans Vimla's house.
Vimla cleans Sarla's house.
They are maid for each other tongue.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Today's PJ's

1. If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won't take it seriously as that would be 'Khushi ke aansoo'

2. If Sridevi is running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka time hai.."

3. I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems.
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Because,
Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu.

4. Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hain

Sochoo

KYUKI team "allout" hain naa.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Bhayankar PJ:

I met this guy, His name was Sabarjot.
He was a Fruit seller.
No matter what fruit he sold , they were all very sweet.

One day i asked him,"How are all your fruits so sweet?" gasp.png

He Replied," It's because 'Sabar' ke Phall hamesha meethe hote hai..!!" =D =)) =D

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Zindagi Ne Kiye Hain Bahut
Se Sitam
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Teri Kasam
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Shayari Khatam
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Dekho Dus Ka Dum
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Paayal Baje Cham Cham
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Mobile Mein Balance Kam
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Raat Ko Dikhta Hai Kam
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P.J. Kyun Nahi Ho Raha
Khatam
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Do You Believe In Pichla
Janam
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Mere Dil Mein Hain Bahut
Saare Gham
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Haddi Mazboot Karta Hai
Calcium
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Shakespeare Ka Pehla
Naam Tha William
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Daanth Kharab Karta Hai
Chewing Gum
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Exam Mein Marks Aate Hain
Minimum
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Hum Khe
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Hum Khelte Hain Maximum
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Explain The Following
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Main Peeta Nahi Whiskey,
Beer Ya Rum
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Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam
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Khushi ke baad aata hai gum
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Coffee me pite cheeni kam
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Dukh me peete hai whisky aur rum
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Pak me chalte hai goli our bum.
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China Dikhata hai apna dum.
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Ye kis P.J me phaans gaye hum
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Diga diga dum dum
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lo P.j khatam
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Vande Matram.......

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4 years ago

Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal...??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal.....?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya kamaal...tongue.png=D grin.png =D

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4 years ago

Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi haitongue.png

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4 years ago

CID Pjs
A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
wah wah
A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya goli mat chalana...:xP

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Tym 4 A DEADLY PJ !!!
What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???
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"USB"
No claps plz.....tongue.png grin.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Do u knw?
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Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.?
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Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumtehe.grin.png:p

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heenayur Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek baar 2 chintiyo ke hathi k sath jhagde hote hai...

Toi woh chintiya ped pe baithi rehti hai... Aur niche se hathi jata hai..
Toh achanak ek chinti upar se hathi k upar jump karti hai...
Toh dusri chinti kya kahegi,
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DABA sale ko....

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