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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 days ago

Very Funny Desi Jokes in Hindi

Dadu Pappu se, Beta zara andar se mere
daant (teeth) le aa...!!!

Pappu: - Dadu lekin abhi khana nai bana hai...

Dadu: Nai-nai beta khane ke liye nahi, wo saamne wali building main teri aunty ko Smile denee hai..! smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 days ago

Varun: - How many apples can you eat
on an empty stomach...???
Aliya: - I can eat 6 apples.
Varun - Wrong, you can eat only 1 apple
on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple
that’s not an empty stomach...!
Aliya: - Wow superb joke, I’ll tell my friend...

Aliya to Shraddha: - How many apples you can eat on
an empty stomach...???
Shraddha: - I can eat 10.
Aliya: - Pagal, 6 bolti to mast joke sunati... smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 week ago

Who are boys...???

Woh jo hell me bhi mile to kahe:-
Abe shaitan ki beti dekhi...?? "mast dikhti hai yaar" smile.png

Who are girls...???
Goes to heaven & say:- "Wo pari ki nail polish
dekhi" how cheap na... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 week ago

कंप्यूटर एग्जाम में पूछा हुआ प्रश्न,
Program किसे कहते है...???

विवू ने उत्तर देकर दिल जीत लिया... सर "दारू" पीने की ब्यवस्था को प्रोग्राम कहते है... smile.pngsmile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 week ago

आज का ज्ञान: -
मुसीबत में भी पत्नी से रूपये
उधार न् लें...!!!

मैंने 4 महीने पहले 2 हजार
लिए थे, 3 बार दे चुका हूँ...
2.5 हजार अभी भी बाकी हैं... smile.pngsmile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 week ago

टीचर - जिसको सुनाई नहीँ देता,
उसको क्या कहेँगे...???
शिष्य - कुछ भी कह दो साले को,
कौन सा सुनाई देता है... smile.png smile.png

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

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Dinu0825 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

अंग्रेज:- हमने चांद पर पानी और बर्फ की खोज
कर ली है...
नन्दन
:- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर
आना है... tongue.png grin.png smile.png

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suraj Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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