Santa banta sms Tag Sms

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Nurse to santa:" mubarak ho, aapke ghar ek ladka paida hua hai..
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Santa:" waah kya technology aa gyi hai, wife hospital me hai aur bachha ghar hua hai...:p gasp.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa placed two stones in his ears..:/ #:-s *nerd* X_X
Banta : gasp.png Oye ,What are you doing?X_X
Santa : /smile.pngOye don't disturb..>:/ I'm listening to ROCK music !:p X_X =D =))

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3 years ago

Banta and his girlfriend have a chat at a romantic dinner.
Girlfriend: "Will you love me even after marriage Banta?"
Banta looks around in surprise and says,
"If your husband agrees then yes I surely will."

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa: What is Difference Between “complete and finish”?

Banta: When You marry a Right Person You are Complete
And When You Marry The Wrong One Your Are Finished!!!
=D

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya......
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi......

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Most Deadly Combination Ever !
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Internet Explorer + BSNL Internet
+ IRCTC
+ female user grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Banta dairy likh raha tha

"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami" grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
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Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day wink.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
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Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
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Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
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Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
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Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
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Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Socho socho ??
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

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