Santa banta sms Tag Sms

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
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Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
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Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
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Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
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Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
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Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Socho socho ??
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

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krunal202 Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum?? Santa:Tum Koun Ho? Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun. Santa: Ha.ha.. TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum??

Santa:Tum Koun Ho?

Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun.

Santa: Ha.ha..
TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai..
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Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena..
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Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai... :p gasp.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

EkdUm jAkkAs:-

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon firane laga.

JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?

Santa: "Chutiya"=D =))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ke ghar sasural wale aaye Biwi ne kaha:" MEHMANO KE LIYE JAKAR BAHAR SE KUCH LE AAO.."
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Santa bahar gaya

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TAXI le aaya.. What an IDEA sir ji...:p gasp.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz
Kiya
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai.
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Wah Wah
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak
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Ladki Boli
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Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hy
Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK
Hai.... :p grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Hitler: "There's no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Santa: Ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha
=)) =)) =)) =))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.

Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:

100% Soft & Silky.
Tested By ROOP CHAND & SONS.
Kolkata

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