Santa banta sms Tag Sms

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

santa 2 shopkeeper

santa:" muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani
hai
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shopkeeper:" Exide laga du ??
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Santa:" ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hu
to dono side laga k
de...

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath liya..

aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se):" Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff:" Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne 1
galti kar di..
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Santa:" Kaun si galti.. ??
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Ground Staff:" Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain...:p gasp.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa baar baar apne Santan ke khushnasibi ki Duaa Maangta tha ...
aisa vo kai saalo se kar rha tha grin.png

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One day ... ek Farishta aaya uske pass or bola :-

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Bhagwaan ke liye Bhaii ... pahle tu shadi to kar gasp.png :p =D

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o
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Banta:" kyo ??
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Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga..

saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..frown.png :p gasp.png :/

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!"
=D :p =)

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?

Samy:
MS Excel..

Johny:
MS Word..

nitin:
MS Powerpoint..

SANTA:
After thinking a lot....
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MS Dhoni...=D=))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa:" Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me.. ek Saal Lag Jata Hai..
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Banta:" Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho 15 Rupaye Me

Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai... :p gasp.png :/

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat h jisko
1OO% pata hota h ki uska Husband kaha
hai?

Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya
or bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola:
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Ye
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Banta ne 1-1 ghoda kharida.. Dono ne "SOCHA"
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(abi joke khtam nhi hua)
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ghode mix na ho jaye,

isliye nishani k liye santa ne apne ghode ki punch kat di..

Unke mohalle k bachhe bade shararti the..

Unhone Bnta k ghode ki b punch kat di..
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santa ne hors ka 1 kan kat diya,

kids ne 2nd hors ka bhi kan kat diya..
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santa ne 2nd kan kat diya, kids ne bhi 2nd kan kat diya..
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Santa ne apne horse ki 1 tang kat di,

kids ne banta k horse ki 1 tang kat di..
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sante ne 1 ankh fod di, bachcho ne banta k horse ki b 1 ankh fod di..
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santa ne dusri ankh fodi to kids ne b dusri ankh fod di..
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Preshan ho k santa ne apne ghode k sare daant ukhad diye..

Mohalle k bachcho ne banta k ghode k b sare daant ukhad diye..
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End me santa Banta ne mil k DIMAAG LAGAYA…

(joke abi baaki hai mere dost)
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finally decide kiya k
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KAALA GHODA SANTA KA
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SAFED BANTA KA...:p gasp.png grin.png

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