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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

संता ने रात को चुपके से अपनी बीवी का फोटो खींचा और भागता हुआ सायबर कैफे आया।

कैफे का मालिक: इतनी रात को क्या काम है?

संता: भाई साहब, ये मेरी बीवी की फोटो है। बहुत मारती है। झाड़ू, खटका, बरतन सब करवाती है। इसे OLX पर बिकवा दो..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Boss-apki shadi
ho gayi?

Santa-Haanji,1ladki
se huyi he

Boss-Shaadi to ladki se
hi hoti he

Santa-Naa ji
meri behan ki to
ladke Se huyi he...:p

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa: Aapka kutta to sher jaisa Lagta hai. Kya khilate ho??

Banta: Ye kamena sher Hi hai, pyar wyaar ke chakar mein pad gaya tha to shakal kutte jaisi hogai=D

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Banta:" Pareshan lag rahe ho..

Santa:" Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..

Banta:" Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
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Santa:" Lekin biwi ko nahi pata...:p gasp.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

santa 2 shopkeeper

santa:" muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani
hai
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shopkeeper:" Exide laga du ??
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Santa:" ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hu
to dono side laga k
de...

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath liya..

aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se):" Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff:" Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne 1
galti kar di..
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Santa:" Kaun si galti.. ??
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Ground Staff:" Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain...:p gasp.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa baar baar apne Santan ke khushnasibi ki Duaa Maangta tha ...
aisa vo kai saalo se kar rha tha grin.png

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One day ... ek Farishta aaya uske pass or bola :-

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Bhagwaan ke liye Bhaii ... pahle tu shadi to kar gasp.png :p =D

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o
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Banta:" kyo ??
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Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga..

saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..frown.png :p gasp.png :/

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!"
=D :p =)

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?

Samy:
MS Excel..

Johny:
MS Word..

nitin:
MS Powerpoint..

SANTA:
After thinking a lot....
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MS Dhoni...=D=))

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