Santa banta sms Tag Sms

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

SANTA in court(sad):
Bachpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna padta.frown.pngcry.png

JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/

SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi jaahilon wali baat kar rahe ho.

Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau kya kehti thi....sunglasses.png :> /smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..

Banta: Wo Kaise?

Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!.......grin.png =D =))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha ki ek diwar par padha
"Padhne wala Gadha"
Santa ko bohat ghussa aya, usne mita kar likh diya!
"Likhne wala Gadha"

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Train mein warning likhi thi :- Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri "Hoshiyaar."

Santa :- Waah BC, toh jisne ticket li woh "Chutiye"??:p =)) X_X

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

nta:" Yaar mera aur meri girlfriend ka ajeebo-gareeb rishta hai...
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Santa:" Kaise ??
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Banta:" Wo ajeeb hai aur main gareeb... :p gasp.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal Kr diya..

BANK me jake So Gya.

Q?

Usne Board Par Padha >

Yaha SONE par LOAN milta H

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Ki Wife Ne Use
Office Jate WaQt Kaha
"See You In The Evening"
Santa Gusse Me :-Mai
B Tujhe Dekh Lunga
Chudeil.
Dhamki Kisko Deti Hai .

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Jalebi bech raha tha
magar chilla raha
tha “Aalu LeLo Aalu”.
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Ek Aadmi Bola
“Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir
Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe
ho…..??
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Santa Bola “Chup ho jaa saale
warna
Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa In ShoP:
Kafi Der Gifts Dekhne Ke Bad Santa Ne Ek Gift Ke Taraf ishara Kar Ke Pocha.... "
Ye Hansta Huwa Kutta Kitne Ka Hai..??

Shopkeper : Sir Ye AINA Hai....gasp.png >=) :p X_X jaime.jpg =D =))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne aaj uske sare purane records tod diye...
Fade joke ahead..grin.png
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Boss:"Where were you born...??
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Santa:"Punjab..
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Boss:"which part ??
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Santa:"Kya which part ??

Whole body born in Punjab...:p gasp.png grin.png grin.png

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