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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

anta K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?

Santa: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone
Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko
Laga Li.

Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na... :p grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Karara Jawab:
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Balu - tere papa doctor hai,
aur tu bimar ho gaya! saram ki baat hai.
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Pinto- sharam ki bat to yeh hai ki tere papa condom bechte hai or tu phir v paida ho gaya....grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.\=D/ :p

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Mr.Dark Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa- Yaar,
Maine Ek Naye Detergent Se
Apna Underwear Dhoya Toh
Woh Chota Ho Gya, Ab Kya Karu? Banta- Simple,
Usi Detergent se Apne Hips Dho
Lo..grin.png

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne PCO pe jate
hi PCO wale ko 2
thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke
bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2
lagaye

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
Friendship with Smart Girl,
Love with Sincere Girl,
Marriage with...
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Mummy tumhein jo acha lage....:p grin.png gasp.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Girls, while watching Titanic:-
How romantic!
Awww !♥
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Boys, while watching Titanic:-
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* Oye!
Woh Drawing wala scene phir se laga
na. tongue.png=p grin.png=))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa court mein judge se:

Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
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Santa: Badla grin.png wink.png

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa on an
interview for
the post of detective
was asked a question
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Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa – Thanks for
giving me the job,
I will investigate.

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Doctor: Kaise Aana
Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab,
Tabiyat Theek Nahi
hai, Liver mein Pain
ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete
ho??
Santa: Haan, Par
Chhota Peg hi
Banana.

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