Santa banta sms Tag Sms

Santa Ki Wife Ne Use
Office Jate WaQt Kaha
"See You In The Evening"
Santa Gusse Me :-Mai
B Tujhe Dekh Lunga
Chudeil.
Dhamki Kisko Deti Hai .

Santa Jalebi bech raha tha
magar chilla raha
tha “Aalu LeLo Aalu”.
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Ek Aadmi Bola
“Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir
Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe
ho…..??
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Santa Bola “Chup ho jaa saale
warna
Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi

Santa In ShoP:
Kafi Der Gifts Dekhne Ke Bad Santa Ne Ek Gift Ke Taraf ishara Kar Ke Pocha.... "
Ye Hansta Huwa Kutta Kitne Ka Hai..??

Shopkeper : Sir Ye AINA Hai.... >=) :p X_X =D =))

Santa ne aaj uske sare purane records tod diye...
Fade joke ahead..
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Boss:"Where were you born...??
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Santa:"Punjab..
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Boss:"which part ??
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Santa:"Kya which part ??

Whole body born in Punjab...:p

anta K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?

Santa: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone
Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko
Laga Li.

Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na... :p

Karara Jawab:
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Balu - tere papa doctor hai,
aur tu bimar ho gaya! saram ki baat hai.
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Pinto- sharam ki bat to yeh hai ki tere papa condom bechte hai or tu phir v paida ho gaya....

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.\=D/ :p

Santa- Yaar,
Maine Ek Naye Detergent Se
Apna Underwear Dhoya Toh
Woh Chota Ho Gya, Ab Kya Karu? Banta- Simple,
Usi Detergent se Apne Hips Dho
Lo..

Santa ne PCO pe jate
hi PCO wale ko 2
thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke
bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2
lagaye

Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
Friendship with Smart Girl,
Love with Sincere Girl,
Marriage with...
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Mummy tumhein jo acha lage....:p