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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Girls, while watching Titanic:-
How romantic!
Awww !♥
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Boys, while watching Titanic:-
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* Oye!
Woh Drawing wala scene phir se laga
na. tongue.png=p grin.png=))

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa court mein judge se:

Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
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Santa: Badla grin.png wink.png

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa on an
interview for
the post of detective
was asked a question
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Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa – Thanks for
giving me the job,
I will investigate.

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Doctor: Kaise Aana
Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab,
Tabiyat Theek Nahi
hai, Liver mein Pain
ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete
ho??
Santa: Haan, Par
Chhota Peg hi
Banana.

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Biwi neend me zorse
chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye
SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala
mein hi to uska pati
hu!!

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Apni Girlfriend
Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya!
Use Bistar Par
Baithaya,
Sab Darwaze Khidki
Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band
Karke Apni Girlfriend
Ke Pass Aaya,
Aur Bola: Ye Dekho
Meri Watch Mein
Light Jalti Hain.

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa 1 Barat mein
gaya.
Waha use bar-bar
PAANI PAROSA ja
raha tha.
Paresan hokar Santa chillaya:
Gale mein pani fans
gaya he,
thoda DAAL-CHAWAL
de do..

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne challenge
kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale
pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh
de!

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nanu.hirau Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Nurse Mubarak Ho
Ap k Ghr Beta Peda
Hua He
Santa-Wah G Wah
Kia Technology He
BV Meri Hospital Me He
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda hua He

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi painting kaise kar sakta hai. .:o grin.png

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