Santa banta sms Tag Sms

sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale?

Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

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Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya kiss.png :p grin.png

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avik Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

santa is sitting alone in coffee shop..
A beautiful lady came and ask
" if u don't mind can I sit here?"
$anta- noo
lady- why
sardar- bcoz I hav mind..

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4 years ago

Smart Santa....wink.png)
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1 bache ne santa ki dukan se Rs.45
ka saaman liya or use 5 k note me
5 k aage pencil se 0 likh kr diya or
kaha Ye lo 50Rs.. or 5Rs.
Vapas do..
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Santa ko pata chal gaya or usne
socha iska badla lena chahiye..
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Usne jeb se 50 ka note nikala or
uska 0 pencil se kat diya r bola ye
le 5Rs. Ab to Hisaab
baraabar..:p gasp.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye hath me kia hai?

Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!

Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hathme ye kya hai?

Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!! grin.png grin.png

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jasmel Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ki Gf romantic mood me santa se,
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Gf :- Make me feel like a wife,
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Santa ne apne kapde utare or
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Kaha le saali dho k aa fata fat :p

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wasim.a45 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Kamjor Dil Wale Na Padhen.....
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Boss- Mere liye ak shisha le kar aao jisme main apna muh dekh sakun.......
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Santa- nahi mila sir!
Sab me mera hi muh dikh raha hai.....
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Inteligent Santa

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Dcruzz Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa was watching FTV
Suddenly son come her...
Santa = Kitne gareeb ladkiya hai. Kapde lene ke liye paise nhi hai.
Son = Papa agar enh se bhi gareeb dekhne ho to mere paas C.D hai.

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pp2580 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa rod par poti kr rha tha
Tabhi police ne ushe pakad liya
Jab police ushe le ja rhi thi to
Santa bola :-' bhai sabut to utha lo '

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pp2580 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa - yar banta,pahle tumhare ghar ki nokrani thi vahi kapde dhoya karti thi or aj tum kapde dho rhe ho .
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Banta : yar , mene usase shadi kar li

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SONDHRAJ Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?



Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

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