Santa banta sms Tag Sms

Dcruzz Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa was watching FTV
Suddenly son come her...
Santa = Kitne gareeb ladkiya hai. Kapde lene ke liye paise nhi hai.
Son = Papa agar enh se bhi gareeb dekhne ho to mere paas C.D hai.

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pp2580 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa rod par poti kr rha tha
Tabhi police ne ushe pakad liya
Jab police ushe le ja rhi thi to
Santa bola :-' bhai sabut to utha lo '

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pp2580 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa - yar banta,pahle tumhare ghar ki nokrani thi vahi kapde dhoya karti thi or aj tum kapde dho rhe ho .
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Banta : yar , mene usase shadi kar li

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SONDHRAJ Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?



Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa BANK me aake so gaya_:
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Puchho Q.?
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Qki..
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Usne Board par advertise padhi, ki..
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Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

PJ (*Hindi)
Santa: Yaar agar ye ladki meri na hui to mein isse kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga.

Banta: Haan yaar tu sahi keh raha hai.... Par agar ye teri ho gayi to tu sabki hone dega???

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hardik2073 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

santa NE EK KHUBSURAT LADKI
KO PUCHA AAP KAHA RAHTI HO ?
LADKI: M.G.ROAD
banta: ITNI
KHUBSURAT HOKAR BHI ROAD PAR
RAHTI HO MERE GHAR CHALO NA..../

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4 years ago

Santa k 7 bachhon me se ek alag he dikhta tha... ek bar marte time usne apni wife se pucha wo alag sa dikhne wala bachha kiska hai ??? wife:- sirf wohi aapka hai !!!?("_") grin.png

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4 years ago

Santa:-raat bhut ho gai hai aaj yhi ruk ja kal chale jana.! banta:-tikh hai to main ghar se night suite le k aata hun.! santa:-tikh hai jaldi aana...!!!!P

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Nishadharam Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya.
Wo Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha
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Use Yaad Aaya
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"Arrey, Bijli to 2 Din Se Band Hai...!!!"

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