Santa banta sms Tag Sms

4 years ago

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Anniversary k moqa pr SANTA apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.

BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do.

SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao.wink.png

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smith nath Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa :Samose kuch acche
lag nhi rhe hai, kya baat hai
Parso wale to bohot acche
bane the,
Dukandar :Aji Saheb, ye wohi
to hai..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi screen wala mobile le liya
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Kyon??????
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Kyonki Woh dekna chahta tha hae ki,

Phone switch ON karne per kaun se 2 log hath milate hae......

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa-YAR Aaj Tabyat thik Nhi h,Hr Chiz double Nzr aRhi h,
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Banta-1000ka Note deke,"Ye le Wo 2000,jo Last week Mene udhar Lye The."

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4 years ago

Santa Ne God Se Pucha
:
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hu.?

God Ne Jawab Diya
:
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye,
Glass Ulta Pada Huwa Tha.

Banta- Iska To Muh hi Band Hai.

Santa- Ha Yaar.!
NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa- Meri Biwi Bahut Kharchili He,
Jab Bi Dekho 100/,200/rs Mangti Rehti He,.

Banta- unn Paiso Ka Wo Karti Kya He.?

Santa- Kya Pata,
Maine Kabhi Diye hi Nahi...

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uk Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karne Aaye,

Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?

SANTA- Han..
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Banta(Much Kaat k)- Le Rakh Le,
Jahan Rakhni Hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa-dhire dhire ku6 likh rha tha. .

Banta -ye dhire-2 kya likh rhe ho.

Santa-Saat saal k bete k liye lettr likh rha hu,
Wo tez-tez nhi pad skta. . .

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