Santa banta sms Tag Sms

Pankaj4738 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta-Yaar santa TU apen colege ka naam subse alag Rkhana. santa NE College ka naam rakha. SANTA SINGH GIRL COLLEGE 4 BOY'S.

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Aaryansh Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ”
Pappu: “ 6, 7 ”
Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ”
Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ”
Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ”
Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “

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4 years ago

Teacher: who kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai?
Santa kuch dair sochne ke baad: Air Hostess

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4 years ago

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Anniversary k moqa pr SANTA apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.

BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do.

SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao.wink.png

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smith nath Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa :Samose kuch acche
lag nhi rhe hai, kya baat hai
Parso wale to bohot acche
bane the,
Dukandar :Aji Saheb, ye wohi
to hai..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi screen wala mobile le liya
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Kyon??????
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Kyonki Woh dekna chahta tha hae ki,

Phone switch ON karne per kaun se 2 log hath milate hae......

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa-YAR Aaj Tabyat thik Nhi h,Hr Chiz double Nzr aRhi h,
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Banta-1000ka Note deke,"Ye le Wo 2000,jo Last week Mene udhar Lye The."

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4 years ago

Santa Ne God Se Pucha
:
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hu.?

God Ne Jawab Diya
:
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye,
Glass Ulta Pada Huwa Tha.

Banta- Iska To Muh hi Band Hai.

Santa- Ha Yaar.!
NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai.

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