Santa banta sms Tag Sms

4 years ago

Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge,
Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai.
Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.

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4 years ago

Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain,
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Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ?
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Santa:- SURAAKH.

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hasmukhraj3 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ka naukar ramu baris me chata lekar
garden me ghum raha tha to sanata bola Ramu baris me tum garden me Q ghum rahe ho
Ramu bola sir mai flowers ko pani de raha hun
Santa-barasa to ho rahi hai
Ramu-fikar mat kijiye sir mai chata lekar aya hun

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

SANTA 2 DOCTOR-tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho...?

DOCTR-No..!

SANTA-me nikal sakta hu...

DOCTR-vo kese...?

SANTA-ha ha ha ha.....

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa- Me babhpan Me 10 Maale ki Building se Gir Gya Tha.

BANTA-Are, FIR,kya Hua.
Bach gaya Ki Mar Gaya?

SANTA- yaad Nahi yaar,
Bahut Purani Baat He.

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4 years ago

Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se
Mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya.
Banta: fir kya hua..?
Santa: Bewakoof kal raat se
Apni bahen ko Romantic msgs bhej
raha hai.

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vinayd97 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta : Santa to truck walo se itna kue darta hai..?
Santa : ek bar truck wala meri bivi ko uthakar le gaya. Dar jata hu ki wo meri bivi ko wapas shodne to nahi aya hai....!!

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Shadi Ki Raat Santa Confuse Ho Gaya Ke Aapni Biwi Se Kya Baat Kre..


Bohot Sochne Ke Bad Aakhir Bola-
Tumhare Ghar Walo Ko Pata Hai Na Tum Aaj Raat Yahi Pe Rukogi...
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Sanu Ghosh Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Kidnaper: Teri biwi mere
kabze me hai saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon
santa:sabut pakka nahi hai
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Mundi bhej mundi.

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Sanu Ghosh Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1 Girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi thi Santa ne window se dekha,






or bola






Sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.

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