Santa banta sms Tag Sms

sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SaNTa: OyE Tu LaDKi
DeKh AaYa?
KaiSi He?

ToM:RaNg Se KaLi He AuR
KaaN Se KaM SuNTi He

SaNTa:ZaRa
EnGLiSh Me KaHo

ToM: "BLaCK-BeHRRy He,

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa -Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha,
To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya.?

Ladki - Mai use mana kaise karti. ! Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai ati. . .

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SaNTa
PeD Ke UpaR
ULta LaTKa Hua Tha:
BaNTa-Tu PeD PaR
KyO LaTKa Hai:|
SaNTa-SaR DarD Ki
GoLi KhaYi Thi
KaHi PeT Me
Na ChaLi JaYe

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5 years ago

Banta- Bhai santa paji agr Wife apne Husband ko Nokaar samjhe to ushe kya karna chaheya........?????
Santa- Karna kya hai Do char ghar safai karne ke liye or pakad lene chahiye.......

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do
Bijli wala:Q sir?
Santa:Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayimast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni he.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:
"Oye extra pen hai kya"?
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Banta:"Ek hi hai"
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Santa:"Abe Ek hi chahiye" wink.png grin.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Gf.- Mere B'Day par Bahut Costly Gift Dena!
Santa- Ok!

On The B'Day_

Santa- Your Gift.
Gf.- How Sweet! Is me Kya He?
Santa- Petrol Me Tale Paneer Ke Pakode.grin.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa went to Hospital for ECG.

Nurse boli-
Kapde utaro. . .

Santa: Pehle ECG kar le? ?
Baki toh wo sab baad me bhi kar sakte hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Manager asked santa at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

SanTa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 Aadmi Teliscope Se Aasman Me Dekh Raha Tha.
1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.
Sardar:Wah Boss Kya NishanaLagaaya.!

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