Santa banta sms Tag Sms

vinayd97 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta : Santa to truck walo se itna kue darta hai..?
Santa : ek bar truck wala meri bivi ko uthakar le gaya. Dar jata hu ki wo meri bivi ko wapas shodne to nahi aya hai....!!

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Shadi Ki Raat Santa Confuse Ho Gaya Ke Aapni Biwi Se Kya Baat Kre..


Bohot Sochne Ke Bad Aakhir Bola-
Tumhare Ghar Walo Ko Pata Hai Na Tum Aaj Raat Yahi Pe Rukogi...
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Sanu Ghosh Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Kidnaper: Teri biwi mere
kabze me hai saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon
santa:sabut pakka nahi hai
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Mundi bhej mundi.

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Sanu Ghosh Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 Girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi thi Santa ne window se dekha,






or bola






Sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.

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deepak8458 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa apni Gf ki zulfon me aisa khoya,
Ke
Behosh ho gaya...
Jab hosh Aaya to Romantic ho kar pucha
Jaan.!
Nahati kyun nahi ho..?

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5 years ago

Banta: sabzi lene gaya Sabziwala sabzi par pani maar raha tha

Kaafi der ho gayi to Banta: bola"Agar sabzi ko HOSH aa gaya ho to 1 kilo dedo,,

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5 years ago

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Jaldi Bata Sona kahan hai , ..!
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Banta : oye Pura Ghar Khali Hai pada hai, Jithe Marzi
So Jao ! wink.png grin.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?

DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge?

SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?

santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya

20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,

Agr Der ho jaye to ye

SMS fir se Padh lena

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife="I am Pregnant."

Santa- "Par Mai To England Me Tha."

Wife= Aapki Photo Thi na!

Santa- Kamini,
Ullu Mat Bana..!

Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi..! grin.png

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