Santa banta sms Tag Sms

p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa- Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.

Teacher- Very Good.
Kisme Aaya?








SanTa- RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me....grin.png

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5 years ago

Santa-mai bachapan me bahut taqadwar tha.
banta-wo kaise?
santa-maa kahti hai k jab me rota tha,to sara ghar sar pe utha leta tha.

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5 years ago

santa-meri biwi parso mar gai,mai rone ki koshish kar raha hu,lekin aasu nahi aa rahe hai?
banta-koi baat nahi,sirf socho ki wo vapas aa rahi hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Manager- What is Your Qualification?

SANTA- I am PHSD

Manager- What do u Mean by PHSD

Santa- Passed High School with Difficulty..tongue.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karne Aaye,

Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?

SANTA- Han..
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Banta(Much Kaat k)- Le Rakh Le,
Jahan Rakhni Hai.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SanTa Gusse se:
Waiter...
Chicken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nehi Hai..!

Waiter: Sir,
Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab Haota Hai.!

SAnTa- Ha yaar,
Sorry.!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Policeman to santa. Sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.
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Santa-Oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge.. tongue.png wink.png

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Pavi Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Smartest thing ever
done by Banta:
He set his password as "incorrect".
So whenever he forgets, computer automatically reminds him.
"Your password is incorrect"

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Amar ky Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,,

Bnta:- Q..???

Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti
H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

संता का बेटा स्कूल जाते हुए रो रहा था.
संता – “शेर के बच्चे रोते नहीं हैं.”
बेटा – “शेर के बच्चे स्कूल भी नहीं जाते … !”

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