Santa banta sms Tag Sms

pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

संता ने बैंक से लोन लेकर एक कारखरीदी.
पैसा समय पर नहीं चुका पाया तो बैंक वाले आकर कार उठा ले गए.
संता रोते हुए बोला – “पहले पता होता तो शादी भी लोन लेकर ही करता … !!!”

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5 years ago

Santa: Ladki dekhne gaya
Ladki ka Baap: Beta Sharab pete ho..
Santa: Sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf Chai chalege.

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5 years ago

Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar rha tha..

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Upar se 1 aurat boli - Dikhta nahi hai, diwar hai...
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Santa bola-Thoda side se dekho, dikh jayega....!!unsure.png

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Hindi ki Madam ko :
Santa : - madam ji Hindi
Main"APPU"Kasie Likha
Jeyega .
Madam :- Pahle aa ,,, Phir
adha pa ,,,, Phir Puura Pa ,,,,,
or phir oooou.... tongue.png

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5 years ago

“ Sardar galti se samundar me gir gay,
Doobte doobte uske haath me machhli lagi, Use pakad k bahar phenka aur bola "tu to apni jaan bacha le.

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RAKESH.N Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

( Santa sadak par ghum rha tha )
Banta-ye sadak kaha jati h.
Santa-ye sadak kahi nahi jati.
raat din yahi padi rahti h.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

संता : यार डॉक्टर पर्चे पर ऐसा क्या लिखता है जो सिर्फ मेडिकल स्टोर वाले ही समझ पाते हैं ?
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बंता : वो लिखता है – “मैंने तो लूट लिया, तू भी लूट ले … !!!”.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
Mujrewali- Saheb,
Hamne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.

Santa- Acha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.

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p.amit916 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Rang de basanti
movie dekh kar santa ko bohut gussa aa gaya.

Banta- why you are so angry.?

Santa-pure film me basanti ko dikhaya hi nhi.

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Jayesh221 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne cafe me 1 ldki se.....
I LUV U kaha........
Ldki ne maara chata or boli........... .."kya bola"?
toh Santa ROTE HUE bola..
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"Jab suna nahi tune to chata kyu maara?

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