Santa banta sms Tag Sms

manjeshm1 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

santa : yar banta mene ek tv liya pr vo
chal nahi raha kya tu dekh lega...

Banta : 2 ghate tak lagatar tv ko dekhta raha or phir badi soch me pad gaya ....
Bada sochne k baad bola yaar tu sahi kah raha tha ye chal nahi raha....kamina itani der se jara sa bhi nahi hila....

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4 years ago

Santa's son: Papa agar aapko,
Rs10 aur Rs5 raaste mein pade
miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge ??
Santa : 10 Rs ka..
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain..
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2no bhi to utha saktey ho..

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4 years ago

Banta was travelling in an
Auto rickshaw with his wife.
The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted,
You are trying to see my wife,
Sit back. I will drive.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ws Watching FTV.
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Suddenly Son came.
Santa-Gareeb ladkiyan he,Kapde
Lene k liye v Paise nahi hai.
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Son- Is se v Gareeb aaye to mujhe
bula Lena.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
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Santa: Take My Card.
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Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
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Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
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All Cards are Accepted.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Question they --

1. China kis Desh me hai ?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa calls wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta... Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaye...

After 1hr, he calls: Aa raha hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gaya tha...

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4 years ago

Santa
Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai...
Banta
Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata hai..

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4 years ago

Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba
dya,
Judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi
thi,
Fir bhi ye Q KIYA.
SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha,
Ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE.

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4 years ago

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:
"Oye extra pen hai kya"??
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Banta: "Ek hi hai"
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Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"

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