Santa banta sms Tag Sms

5 years ago

SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY .
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING .
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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5 years ago

Santa ki loutri lagi aur
Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se
bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to
tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod
dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal
yaha se.

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5 years ago

Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai
Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto
Wala - Ha.
Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad
lete Aana.

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5 years ago

Santa: Phone pe itni
dheemi aawaz me
Kis se baat kar raha hai?
Banta: Behen hai !
Santa: To phir itni
Dheemi aawaz me kis liye?
Banta: Teri hai is liye!

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5 years ago

Santa public toilet gya or
1 ghante ke bad nikla
Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs.
Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha
"Cyber cafe" main nahi

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5 years ago

Santa apne papa ke sat ja raha tha
Us ka lali pop gir gaya,
To daidy ne kha beta chod do
Dosra lelegen
2 dinbad un ke sat us ki ma bhi
thi,
Ma gir gai to bete ne kha,
Daddy chod do dosri lelege.

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5 years ago

Santa Bank Me Khata Kholne Gaya.
Form Me 1 Sawal Tha,
Is Bank Me Khata Kholne Ki Wajah.
Santa Ne Waha Likha-
'Aapki Khubsurat Cashier

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5 years ago

JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani BANTA-aisa kyu? SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi

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surya191192 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa in KBC..
Qus: Videsh Jane Wali Pehli Bhartiya Mahila Kaun Thi...?
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Santa- Sita Ji..!
Ravan Ke Sath Sri Lanka..

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5 years ago

1 sardar london me double daker bus me tha condector ne use upar bhej dia . sardar bhagta hua neche wapas aaya or bola marwaega kya? upar to driver hi nahi h.

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