Santa banta sms Tag Sms

Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa calls wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta... Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaye...

After 1hr, he calls: Aa raha hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gaya tha...

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5 years ago

Santa
Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai...
Banta
Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata hai..

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5 years ago

Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba
dya,
Judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi
thi,
Fir bhi ye Q KIYA.
SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha,
Ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE.

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5 years ago

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:
"Oye extra pen hai kya"??
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Banta: "Ek hi hai"
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Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa-aawaj lga rha tha 20-20 me Dudh ki theli ek ledy gyi or sarmakar waps aa gyi 2nd ledy -kya hua 1st ledy-kamina bra bech rha tha

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne banta se pucha are meri wife bimaar hai kya karu banta bola use kerosin pila de santa ne patni ko kerosin pilaya to vo mar gai vo banta ke pass jaakar bola are yaar meri wife to mar gai banta replied meri bhi mar gayi thi

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5 years ago

Santa proposed to a Girl...

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Boy said:
''tujme rab dikta hai yara main kya karu...''

Girl replied:
''pair pad aur ghar jaa..!

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

बंता का तबादला बैंगलोर कर दिया गया। कन्नड़ भाषा न आने के कारण वह स्थानीय लोगों से बातचीत करने में कठिनाई महसूस कर रहा था। लिहाजा वह एक बुक स्टोर पर गया और ”तीस दिनों में कन्नड़ बोलना सीखें” नामक पुस्तक की दो प्रतियां खरीदीं।
दुकानदार ने पूछा – दूसरी प्रति क्या अपने किसी दोस्त के लिए ले जा रहे हैं।
बंता – जी नहीं, दरअसल मैं सिर्फ पन्द्रह दिनों में ही कन्नड़ बोलना सीखना चाहता हूं …..

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kaushalk13 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Me Tha Or Wo Santa Se Bola - "Yaar Musibat Ke Wakt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai"
Santa - "Wah Yaar Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jaati Hai"

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siddik Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

ek bar santa railway station pe khada tha aachanak santa track pe khuda
ek aadmi: are maranga kay
santa: marunga mai nahi tu suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi hai.....

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