Santa banta sms Tag Sms

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That's Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Accident K Bad Driver Gussey Se.......
Maine Car Ki Headlights On Kar K Btaya Tha K Pehle Mje Nikalne Do.......
Sardar: Maine B To Wiper Chala K Bataya Tha
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Na Soneya Na.....

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Vikas sahu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

ek sardar ko puri raat machhron ne bahut pareshan kiya. 12 baje raat uski khopdi ghumi sardar ne zahar pee liya or bola- ab kato salon sab maroge.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li
Wo Sidha Kabristan Gaya
Udhar Beth Gaya Or Kehne Laga- Ham Se Bach Ke Kahaan Jayega Ek Na Ek Din To yaha aayega.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa: Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Jua Bhi Chod Diya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?
Banta: Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi!

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa
Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai...
Banta
Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata hai.

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha,
Train Aayi,Upar Likha Tha MumbaiMail,
Wo Bhag Kar Chadh Gaya Aur
Biwi Se Kaha;Jab Mumbai Female Aaye
To Tum Chadh Jana...

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa ne AC lagwaya
Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai?
Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai,
Garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi.
Refref said '1,2,3 GO!'
Everybody started running except Santa.
Refree- y r u not running?
Santa-My number is .4.

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