Santa banta sms Tag Sms

Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

I Like SMS - Like: 293 - SMS Length: 161
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha,
Train Aayi,Upar Likha Tha MumbaiMail,
Wo Bhag Kar Chadh Gaya Aur
Biwi Se Kaha;Jab Mumbai Female Aaye
To Tum Chadh Jana...

I Like SMS - Like: 280 - SMS Length: 162
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne AC lagwaya
Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai?
Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai,
Garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..

I Like SMS - Like: 282 - SMS Length: 131
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi.
Refref said '1,2,3 GO!'
Everybody started running except Santa.
Refree- y r u not running?
Santa-My number is .4.

I Like SMS - Like: 272 - SMS Length: 148
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa public toilet gya or
1 ghante ke bad nikla
Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs.
Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha
"Cyber cafe" main nahi.

I Like SMS - Like: 282 - SMS Length: 143
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai,
Ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed"
Likh ke bhej de..

I Like SMS - Like: 302 - SMS Length: 129
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Mother:Snta Tum 18 Year ki
Lrki dekhar Shadi krlo
Santa:2 bahu lekr ghar ata h.
Mother:Kya hua?
Santa:18 ki mili nhi
To 9-9 ki 2 shadi krli.

I Like SMS - Like: 295 - SMS Length: 145
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Kidnaper:Teri biwi Mere Kabze Meh
Sboot k Taur Par Uski,
Do Ungliya Bhijwa Rha Hu,
Santa:Sabut Pakka Nahi hE,
Mundi Bhej Mundi.

I Like SMS - Like: 234 - SMS Length: 131
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa-"Tumne itne chhote-Chhote
Baal kyun katwaye.??"
Banta-"Naai ke paas 5 rupaye
Khul-le nahin the,
To maine kaha ki chal
5 rupaye ke aur kaat de.!!"

I Like SMS - Like: 244 - SMS Length: 156
5 years ago

banta in art gallary:
is bhayankr tsvir ko ap modern art kehte ho? dealer:mere baap tu dimag mt lga ye tsvir nhi aaina h

I Like SMS - Like: 160 - SMS Length: 121
Previous 33 34 35 36 37 Next
Page(35/91)
Jump to Page

Language

Arrow_dark English SMS
Arrow_dark Hindi SMS
Arrow_dark All SMS