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Vikas sahu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

ek sardar ko puri raat machhron ne bahut pareshan kiya. 12 baje raat uski khopdi ghumi sardar ne zahar pee liya or bola- ab kato salon sab maroge.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li
Wo Sidha Kabristan Gaya
Udhar Beth Gaya Or Kehne Laga- Ham Se Bach Ke Kahaan Jayega Ek Na Ek Din To yaha aayega.

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Jua Bhi Chod Diya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?
Banta: Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi!

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa
Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai...
Banta
Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata hai.

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha,
Train Aayi,Upar Likha Tha MumbaiMail,
Wo Bhag Kar Chadh Gaya Aur
Biwi Se Kaha;Jab Mumbai Female Aaye
To Tum Chadh Jana...

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne AC lagwaya
Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai?
Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai,
Garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi.
Refref said '1,2,3 GO!'
Everybody started running except Santa.
Refree- y r u not running?
Santa-My number is .4.

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa public toilet gya or
1 ghante ke bad nikla
Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs.
Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha
"Cyber cafe" main nahi.

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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai,
Ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed"
Likh ke bhej de..

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