Santa banta sms Tag Sms

5 years ago

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

I Like SMS - Like: 152 - SMS Length: 138
5 years ago

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

I Like SMS - Like: 161 - SMS Length: 140
5 years ago

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

I Like SMS - Like: 157 - SMS Length: 159
5 years ago

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

I Like SMS - Like: 142 - SMS Length: 139
5 years ago

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs&marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

I Like SMS - Like: 137 - SMS Length: 141
5 years ago

Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa. Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa..

I Like SMS - Like: 148 - SMS Length: 175
5 years ago

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

I Like SMS - Like: 162 - SMS Length: 127
5 years ago

Santa-Wat Is The Name Of Your Car? Banta-I Forgot The Name,But Its Starts With 'T' Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,Tea Se Start Hoti Hai!

I Like SMS - Like: 150 - SMS Length: 135
5 years ago

Teacher-Edison cut his Dad's Cherry Tree, but he told Truth dat he cut it His father didnt do anything why? Banta-Edison still has Axe in his hand!

I Like SMS - Like: 148 - SMS Length: 147
5 years ago

One day Sardar went to a shop. Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him.

I Like SMS - Like: 155 - SMS Length: 90
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