Santa banta sms Tag Sms

5 years ago

santa & banta raat me
santa: yar bahut garmi lag rahi hai.
banta: han yar agar din hota to kisi ped ki chhaya me hi baith jate.

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5 years ago

Santa2Banta:
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I L0VE U ke msg aa rahe hai Kya baat hai?

Banta: (Fakr ke saath) O kuch nahi g Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu.

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5 years ago

Aniversary Par Santa Ne
Apni Patni K Liye Gulab Ka Phool
Lekar Aaya
Patni-Muze Ye Nahi, Koi Sone Ki
Chiz Do.
Santa-Ye Le Takiya Aur So Ja

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5 years ago

santa-maine tujhe khat likha fir bhi tu meri shadi me nahi aaya
banta-mujhe khat nahi mila
santa-to sale maine likha to tha ki khat mile na mile shadi me zarur aana.

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5 years ago

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke...

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....
Banta-age kya hua?
Santa-kya hona tha chalana nehi ata tha wapas aagaya.

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5 years ago

Santa:Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho?
Banta:Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He
Santa:Kaha?
Banta:Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai.

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5 years ago

SANTA-Agar Nariyal K Ped Pe Chad Jaun To Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh
Jayegi
BANTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena,To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

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5 years ago

Santa takes blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms & 5mint baad jor jor se rota hai
Banta: kyu ro rha hai
santa:abey, spelling galat ho gyi

I Like SMS - Like: 247 - SMS Length: 148
5 years ago

Ek sardar ne ek mendak se poocha "sardaro me dimag hota hai ya nahi"
MENDAK:-nahi,aur pani me kood gaya.
sardar:-saale isme jaan dene wali kya baat thi.

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5 years ago

Santa biwi k office gaya,
Biwi boss ki god me baithi thi,

Santa(ghusse se)

Chal Pammi, esi jagah kam nahi karna jaha staff k liye chair tak na ho.

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