Santa banta sms Tag Sms

4 years ago

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

I Like SMS - Like: 157 - SMS Length: 159
4 years ago

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

I Like SMS - Like: 142 - SMS Length: 139
4 years ago

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs&marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

I Like SMS - Like: 137 - SMS Length: 141
4 years ago

Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa. Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa..

I Like SMS - Like: 146 - SMS Length: 175
4 years ago

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

I Like SMS - Like: 159 - SMS Length: 127
4 years ago

Santa-Wat Is The Name Of Your Car? Banta-I Forgot The Name,But Its Starts With 'T' Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,Tea Se Start Hoti Hai!

I Like SMS - Like: 148 - SMS Length: 135
4 years ago

Teacher-Edison cut his Dad's Cherry Tree, but he told Truth dat he cut it His father didnt do anything why? Banta-Edison still has Axe in his hand!

I Like SMS - Like: 148 - SMS Length: 147
4 years ago

One day Sardar went to a shop. Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him.

I Like SMS - Like: 155 - SMS Length: 90
4 years ago

Prove that 2/10=2 . . Japanese student: Wrong question. . . Pakistan student: No Way . . American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . . Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So =23 15/5 14 =38/19 =2 ! India is proud of u santa..

I Like SMS - Like: 169 - SMS Length: 298
4 years ago

santa(gusse se):itne kam marks? Do thappad lagane chahiye pappu:ha papa chalo me us master ka ghar dekh k hi aa raha hun

I Like SMS - Like: 153 - SMS Length: 120
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