Santa banta sms Tag Sms

5 years ago

Prove that 2/10=2 . . Japanese student: Wrong question. . . Pakistan student: No Way . . American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . . Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So =23 15/5 14 =38/19 =2 ! India is proud of u santa..

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5 years ago

santa(gusse se):itne kam marks? Do thappad lagane chahiye pappu:ha papa chalo me us master ka ghar dekh k hi aa raha hun

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5 years ago

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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5 years ago

Santa- Tu paida kaise hua? Banta- Hospital mei, aur tu? Snta- Khouf me! Banta- Wo Kaise? Snta- Meri maa k pas 2 Daaku aaye Aur kaha Jo kuch hai nikal do

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5 years ago

Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha h.. o! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha.

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5 years ago

Julie to santa
Juli-Agar tum so rahe ho to apne sapne bhejo?
Agar tum jaag rahe ho to apni yaden bhejo?
Agar tum ro rahe ho to apne aashu bhejo?
Santa - poti kr raha ho kya bheju...

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5 years ago

Santa plane main ja raha tha usne pailot se uska headphone cheen liya.
Pialot- are ye kya kar rahe ho??
Santa- oye pialot ticket to humne bhi liya hai gane to akela thode hi sunega...

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5 years ago

Banta - Santa paji bus me us ladies ne aapko thapad kyo mara??
Santa- Oye yr meri 1 photo gir gayi oyr us ladies ke pairo me chali gayi. Maine usse kaha ki behn g sadi upar karegi 1 photo lane hai. Itni sitare baat thi pata nahi thapad kyo mar diya..

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5 years ago

ek bar Santa Byk se ja raha tha 1 ladki ko dekhkr wo byk lakr gir gaya.
Ladki- o ho chot to nahi lagi??
Santa- oye soniye yeh to hamara byk se utrne ka style hai...

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5 years ago

Santa: 1 Chor Ne Muje Chaku Dikha K Lut Lia,
Banta:Tere Pas To Hamesa Gun Hoti hai,
Santa:Haan 2 lakh Ki Hai,Maine Chhupali thi Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata....smile.pngsmile.png

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