Santa banta sms Tag Sms

5 years ago

Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha h.. o! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha.

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5 years ago

Julie to santa
Juli-Agar tum so rahe ho to apne sapne bhejo?
Agar tum jaag rahe ho to apni yaden bhejo?
Agar tum ro rahe ho to apne aashu bhejo?
Santa - poti kr raha ho kya bheju...

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5 years ago

Santa plane main ja raha tha usne pailot se uska headphone cheen liya.
Pialot- are ye kya kar rahe ho??
Santa- oye pialot ticket to humne bhi liya hai gane to akela thode hi sunega...

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5 years ago

Banta - Santa paji bus me us ladies ne aapko thapad kyo mara??
Santa- Oye yr meri 1 photo gir gayi oyr us ladies ke pairo me chali gayi. Maine usse kaha ki behn g sadi upar karegi 1 photo lane hai. Itni sitare baat thi pata nahi thapad kyo mar diya..

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5 years ago

ek bar Santa Byk se ja raha tha 1 ladki ko dekhkr wo byk lakr gir gaya.
Ladki- o ho chot to nahi lagi??
Santa- oye soniye yeh to hamara byk se utrne ka style hai...

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nkk Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: 1 Chor Ne Muje Chaku Dikha K Lut Lia,
Banta:Tere Pas To Hamesa Gun Hoti hai,
Santa:Haan 2 lakh Ki Hai,Maine Chhupali thi Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata....smile.pngsmile.png

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kr bhagwan bole-
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'VAR MANGO VATS'
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Santa- prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nhi hu...
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'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'.

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lucifer Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa:me yesa kya kru k teri shaadi k baad me teri biwi ko cinema le kr jau aur tu naraj b na ho...
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Banta:meri shaadi apni behen se kara de...

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta: Teri dukan pe mitthai hai tera dil mithayi khane ko nahi karta?
Santa: Karta to buhut hai per papa marenge isliye chat kar rakh deta hun

I Like SMS - Like: 155 - SMS Length: 144
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