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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SANTA:BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE,LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILE
BABA-JA BETA"SULABH SHOCHALAY" Khol De...

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Intelligent Sardar..........
Sardar:- Dr. Sahab Palastic Sargery Karane Me Kitna KharchaAyega?
Dr. :- 5 Lakh ka.
Sardar:- Agar Palastic Hum De To..

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho,
Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu
Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA
Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinicke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai.

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pranabsahoo Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Rahukpk Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santa:Main apni patni ko kya giftdoonBantagrin.pngiamond Ring de.Santa:Nahi main kuch bada dena chahta hoon,Banta:Fir tractor ka tyre de

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Rahukpk Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

teacher-Murgiyon Ki Tange Chhoti Kyu Hoti Hain?.....Santa-Sir,Agar Murgiyon Ki Tange Lambi Hui Toh Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

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