Santa banta sms Tag Sms

5 years ago

Santa bhagwan se:kya main gadha ban sakta hoon? Bhagwan ne kaha:ek hi facility baar baar nahi mil sakti

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Gous ahmed Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Techar . . . Santa , . . . . Peyar aur muhabbat me kiya farak hai to santa . . . . . Mubhabat mai ap se kar ta hu aur piyar ap ki beti se kar ta hu

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saurav847 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa-tere papa doctor hai,aur tu bimar ho gaya! saram ki baat hai.
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Banta-saram ki bat to yeh hai ki tere papa condom bechte hai or tu phir v paida ho gaya....

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5 years ago

teacher-planets ke naam batao.
Santa-earth,mars,jupiter vagerah.
Teacher-aur batao.
Santa-aur sab badhiya.mata rani ki kripa hai..

Aap apna bataie.

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Gous ahmed Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 sardar ke pas sms ayea bhejne wala husheyar padhne wala gadha sardar ko gussa agaya usne riply kiya bhejne wala gadha padhne wala hosheyar

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ka 50rs ka note train me ghum ho gaya

Ek aadmi:Ya,allah bismilah!

Santa:Tumhe 20(bis) mila to baki this kisko mila

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santagrin.pngheere se kuch likh raha tha..
Golu:Tum itne dheere se kya likh rahe ho
Santa:Mere 7ve bache ko khat likh raha hu,chota hai na,to tezz padh nahi payega

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa doctor se:Mujhe kuch sunai nahi dene ki bimari hai, jab mera patni kuch kehti hai
Doctor:Ye bimari nahi,yeh to
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bhagwan ki meharbani hai

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sante or malvika 8vi me 9 baar fail ho chuke
santa:Fasi karne ki tayari me
Malvika:Are pagal kya kar rahe ho,agle punarjanam me to nursery class se shuru karni padegi na,bewkuf kahi ka?

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RK@RKDREAMS Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sante ke sar se khoon beh raha tha

Doctor:Ye kaise hua?

Santa:Me apne haath se pathar thod raha tha,to kisine kaha

kabhi to apna khopedi ka istmaal kar???????

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