Santa banta sms Tag Sms

4 years ago

Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha-
Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai?

Receptionist: Just A Second Sir..

Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?

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4 years ago

Santa:Kal ghara ka sara saaman chupa kar rakhna
Patni:kyu?:
Santa:Mera friend aa raha hai
Patni:To kya apka frnd chura lega
Santa:Nahi saman pehchan lega

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4 years ago

Boy:Agar is duniya ke sabi aurat ka ek hi face hota to kya hoga










kuch nahi,gas cylinder ki tarah aj iske ghar jayegi

to kal uske ghar

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4 years ago

How did santa tried 2 kill a bird?He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped it!

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4 years ago

Y did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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4 years ago

A man 2 Santa:Aao ji chess khelein
Santa:Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aya.

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4 years ago

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where???

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4 years ago

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
SSP

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4 years ago

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

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4 years ago

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

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