Santa banta sms Tag Sms

Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Train mein warning likhi thi,"Bina Ticket wale Yatri Hoshiyar"
Santa: Wah! Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hain, Wo sab Gadhe hai kya?

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5 years ago

Banta in art gallery:ye bhayankar tasvir ko aap modern art kehte hain??
Art dealer:mera baap tu dimag mat laga,ghar ja ye tasvir nahi aaina hai.

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Gous ahmed Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teacher.*jawani aur budhape men faraq batao santa.*jawani men mobile men haseeno ke numbar hute hai aur budhape men hakeemo ke

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Ashu78 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa-doctor sahab, yeh dawai sare shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili.
Dr: Arey, dawai to main likhna hi bhool gaya yeh toh mere sign hai.

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5 years ago

Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha-
Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai?

Receptionist: Just A Second Sir..

Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?

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5 years ago

Santa:Kal ghara ka sara saaman chupa kar rakhna
Patni:kyu?:
Santa:Mera friend aa raha hai
Patni:To kya apka frnd chura lega
Santa:Nahi saman pehchan lega

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5 years ago

Boy:Agar is duniya ke sabi aurat ka ek hi face hota to kya hoga










kuch nahi,gas cylinder ki tarah aj iske ghar jayegi

to kal uske ghar

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sspagariya Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

How did santa tried 2 kill a bird?He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped it!

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sspagariya Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Y did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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sspagariya Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A man 2 Santa:Aao ji chess khelein
Santa:Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aya.

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