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sspagariya Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where???

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sspagariya Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
SSP

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sspagariya Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

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sspagariya Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

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5 years ago

Santa ki wife ka birthday tha santa ne wife ko rose diya...
Wife - Mujhe rose nahi koi sone ki cheez lakr do.
Santa - Yeh le takiya GOOD NIGHT...
Ha..ha...ha....ha...

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parth Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 car ki harajiho rahi thi
1lac,2lac,3lac,
santa shocked:is khatare me aisa kya he

seler:iske 10 accident hua he&har bar wife hi mari he

santa:8lac

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5 years ago

Santa godhe pe baitha tha,ghoda red light thodkar bhag nikle,traffic police santa ke pich.

sante ne ghode ko rukwakar

policewale se

ye le punch number likh number likh

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lucifer Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Best tp joke-
santa walking on road samne gobar pda tha

santa ne jhuk kr ungli dal kr taste kia aur bola- Oh! Ye to gobar h, shukr h mera pair nai pada...

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veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

sardar: my girlfriend broke up wid me and sent me pics of her new bf

friend: really bad what did u do?

sardar: i sent those pics to her dad

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5 years ago

santa
uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai...
banta
soja soja makan girega to makan malik ka girega
apne baap ka kya jata hai..

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