Santa banta sms Tag Sms

veeresh143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

sardar: my girlfriend broke up wid me and sent me pics of her new bf

friend: really bad what did u do?

sardar: i sent those pics to her dad

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5 years ago

santa
uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai...
banta
soja soja makan girega to makan malik ka girega
apne baap ka kya jata hai..

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5 years ago

1 baar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the...ship dubi nhi phir v sab mar gye......
.....
.....kaise....

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Kaise...
...
...
Bich samundar me ship ruk gyi thi ...
Sare SARDAR DHAKKA dene ke liye utar goye the...*..*...

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veeraj Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teachr-Tense Kitne Prakar K Hote Hai

Snta-3 Prakar K

T-Very Gud, Example Batao

S-
Kal Apki Beti Ko Dekha
Aj Pyar Krta Hu
Kal Bhaga K Le Jaunga

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moni barra Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa-apne sir pani me dubo-dudo kar dekh raha tha tabi banta-said aye kya kar rahe ho banta-yar dimag chalta hi nahi h dekh raha hu ki kahi panchar to nahi ho gaya h

I Like SMS - Like: 326 - SMS Length: 170
5 years ago

Snta:sister muje 1bottle blood dedo Nurse: Blood group bolo? S:koi b chalega. N:kaise chalega? S: Girlfriend ko love letter likhana he.

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biswanath Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

santa exam ke pehele mandir me ja ke....
purohit jii humko ma swarasati ki puja dena hai.
purohit ji-hun!!!
murkh...
ai tooo ma kali ka mandir hai...

I Like SMS - Like: 128 - SMS Length: 153
5 years ago

Santa - Is murgi ka rait kitna hai?
Shopkeeper- Shab is murgi ko na lo.
Santa- Kyo?
Shopkeeper - Kyonki is murgi ko AIDS hai.
Santa- Oye de do yr yeh khani hi toh hai iske sath Raat thode hi bitani hai...

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5 years ago

Santa - Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye??
Banta- Birla cement.
Santa- Kyu??
Banta- Kyonki is cement main jaan hai......
Ha... Ha....ha...ha....

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paresh12 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigrette Dekha..

Oh God, She Smokes

Wisky Dekha..

Oh God, She Drinks

Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..

Thank God, Ye Sab Iska Hai

I Like SMS - Like: 131 - SMS Length: 156
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