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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ...
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Golu bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu
zor se
bola:
Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

संता बंता को गुस्से से बोल रहा था।
संता- यार, जब मैंने तुझे खत लिखा था कि मेरी शादी में जरूर आना। तो तुम आये क्यों नही?
बंता- ओह यार, पर मुझे खत मिला ही नही।
संता- मैंने लिखा तो था कि खत मिले या ना मिले तुम जरूर आना।

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa- Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun
padhta
hai?
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Banta- Iske 3 fayde hain.
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1. Sath me revision ho jata hai.
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2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
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3. Padhne ke liye company mil JAti.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.

Santa- kaise?
Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Akash Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

SAnTa k ghar
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shadi
k 20 saal baad bacha hua
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,Wo udaas ho gaya,.
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2nd sardar:
Yaar udaas kiu ho ?.
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1st Sardar:20 saal baad bacha hua
wo bhi
"CHOTA SA.. tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: ".....and this is called Energy" wink.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa says:" Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav
Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Saktahai..
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. Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz. tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.

Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.

Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?

Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigarette Dekha..
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Oh God, She Smokes ;-O
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fir Wisky Dekha..
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Oh God, She Drinks frown.png
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Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..
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Thank God, Ye Sab Is ladke ka Hai. tongue.png grin.png

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