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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 Sardarni behosh ho gayi. Doctor-"Ye mar gayi hai." Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-"Mai ZINDA hu!" Sardar-"Chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti hai kya!!!!!!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: DAD Apne padosi ki ladki ko English nahi aati.
Father: TUJHE kaise pata?
Santa: GIVE ME A SWEET KISS Kaha to thappad maar ke chali gayi ....

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Jung me SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machardani pehni..
BANTA-"Aisa Q?"
SANTA-"Jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise ghusegi..!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Baby sardar praying- "Bhagwan ji plz punjab nu America Di capital bana do Plz plz plz!"
BHAGWANJI-"Par kyu yaara?"
Baby sardar-"Kyoki main exam vich likh aaya si!!"

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Yaar main to 2 mushkilo me fass gaya hu!
Banta: Wo kaun si?
Santa: Biwi makeup kare to kharcha bardast nahi hota aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti! tongue.png %-)

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admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne mithai ki shop kholi,
aur bahar 1 ishtihaar lagaya,
1 noukar ki zarurat hai
jisko
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Diabetes ho. grin.png tongue.png

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5 years ago

Santa ke ladki se...
Santa - Hey kya to mujhse shadi karegi..??
Ladki - Hey Mr thoda tameej se baat karo....
Santa- Bahen ji kya aap mujhse shadi karogi....

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5 years ago

Santa ki loutri lagi aur woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A girl phoned me the other day and said Come on over, there nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home

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