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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

U-ll never know who ur friends areā€¦ till u stumble n fall. And till u feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, "yan tatanga-tanga kasi".

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

A student called up his HOD, but got his wife instead on d call.
"He died last week." she explained.
The next day the student called again n askd for the HOD..
"I told you" the wife replied, "He died last week."
The next day he called again and asked to speak to HOD.
By this time wife shouted,
"I-VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK!WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING.."
He replied laughing,
"I just love hearing it"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teeth said to
Tongue:
-if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.-
Toungue replied:
"if i misuse one word against someone,then your 32 will come out."

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I-ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Why is Industrial growth so slow in TAMILNADU & KERALA..
Coz 86% of the work time is spent on lifting,folding, holding & re-tying the Lungi..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon...and suddenly I thought..where the fu*k is my roof..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

A
Boy
puLLed
a
GirL
into room
Locked
d
door,
put
off
d
light,
pulled
her
2
d
bed
dragged
her
into
d
bLanket
&
said:
Look at my new watch that glows in dark!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Can you tell me the name of person with bad habit of speaking loudly when others are sleeping so as to disturb their sleep..
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Ans: College Lecturer.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof:

After drinking,men gain weight,

talk unnecessarily,

Become extra emotional,

Stop thinkin & start fightin over nothin wink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua.. Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai

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