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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Top 3 sweetest sleep

3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A Famous Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t MY WIFE!"

Audience was Shockd & Silent..

He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.

Applause!

A Top Manager tried to crack diz at Home.

After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen:
Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t my Wife!

Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
I can-t remember who She was.

By da time he reg

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

U-ll never know who ur friends areā€¦ till u stumble n fall. And till u feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, "yan tatanga-tanga kasi".

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A student called up his HOD, but got his wife instead on d call.
"He died last week." she explained.
The next day the student called again n askd for the HOD..
"I told you" the wife replied, "He died last week."
The next day he called again and asked to speak to HOD.
By this time wife shouted,
"I-VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK!WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING.."
He replied laughing,
"I just love hearing it"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teeth said to
Tongue:
-if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.-
Toungue replied:
"if i misuse one word against someone,then your 32 will come out."

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I-ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Why is Industrial growth so slow in TAMILNADU & KERALA..
Coz 86% of the work time is spent on lifting,folding, holding & re-tying the Lungi..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon...and suddenly I thought..where the fu*k is my roof..

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