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5 years ago

Santa ki loutri lagi aur woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.

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5 years ago

A girl phoned me the other day and said Come on over, there nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home

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5 years ago

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

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5 years ago

Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.

Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.

Y..

coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.tongue.png

by Vinu

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5 years ago

Top 3 sweetest sleep

3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!

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5 years ago

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

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5 years ago

You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

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5 years ago

A Famous Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t MY WIFE!"

Audience was Shockd & Silent..

He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.

Applause!

A Top Manager tried to crack diz at Home.

After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen:
Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t my Wife!

Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
I can-t remember who She was.

By da time he reg

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5 years ago

U-ll never know who ur friends areā€¦ till u stumble n fall. And till u feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, "yan tatanga-tanga kasi".

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5 years ago

A student called up his HOD, but got his wife instead on d call.
"He died last week." she explained.
The next day the student called again n askd for the HOD..
"I told you" the wife replied, "He died last week."
The next day he called again and asked to speak to HOD.
By this time wife shouted,
"I-VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK!WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING.."
He replied laughing,
"I just love hearing it"

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