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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

One night a guy dropped his gf at her home.
As they were about to wish each other gud night at the front door,the guy bcm romantic.
he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "give me a kiss"

Horrified,she replied, "Are you mad..My parents will see us!"
"Plz"
"No,plz.Can u imagine if we get caught.."
"There-s nobdy around, thy-re all sleeping"

"No way,it-s just too risky"

"plz,I love u so muc

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Ha..
Ha Ha..
Ha Ha Ha..


He He He He..
Hooo..
Ha Ha Ha Ha..





Nothing Yaar,
I Suddnly Rememberd Ur Face
Oh My God
Wt a Funnny Creation..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles.. He-s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

chaku se na maro mere dost ko,koi lathi se na maro mere dost ko...."BOMB" ka jamana hai....
"URA DO SAKEKO "

KUSHAL

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A boy touched his girl friend..

Girl said.."don-t touch me..all dat only after marriage..

boy said"ok .

call me after your marriage!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Love the LADY
but dont touch
the BODY
if u touch the BODY
u become a DADDY
plz send this sms 2 10 boys and try 2 decrease the population in India

"jai hind"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A little bird was flying in winter.The bird froze and afell to ground. A cow came by & dropped some dung ona it.Bird began 2 realize how warm it was & soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing & dug him out & ate him.
Lessons to Learn !
1. Not everyone who drops shit on u is ur enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets u out of shit is ur friend.
3. When you-re in deep shit, keep ur mouth shut!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Smile is cheaper then Electricity,
But gives more light to your life...
So, always smile and prove that,
U R D Bst TubeLight!
ha.ha.ha

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Life Was Lonely.
No One Was There.
I Had No Good Friend.
And When You Came Into My Life Then I Realised That..

"Being lonely was better yaar!"

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota.. Banta: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…

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