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5 years ago

Grammar Teacher : PETER DOES NOT FLIRT WITH WOMEN.
What is -PETER- in the sentence..
Student: Maam,PETER is gay..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A banker confused about Maths, asks his lady secretary: If I give u 3 millions deducting 17%, how much would u be takin off..

Lady: Every thing, even my panty.!
-vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower.....

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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can-t Jump..
Think different....

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast..
The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE..
Yes !
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Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Since last yr 2 things in INDIA r gaining high youth response..
1) IPL
&
2) I-pill

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Science tichar:agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye to use kiss karo thik hojaingi .student:magar ladki ko behosh kaise kiya jaye

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Do U know FULL FORM of "DAIRYMILK"..
"Darling Always I remember you, meet immediately 4 a lovely kiss."
That-s why most BOYS give DAIRYMILK TO GIRLS

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A husband made a call2hospital2enquire abt hs prgnent wife.Bt accidently d call wen2a cricket stadium..
He askd wat is d condition..

He got atack aftr wat he heard..

"7 r already out..3 mor will b out hopfully by lunch. The 1st one ws a duck."

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boy: "I sent love leters to my girlfrnd everyday for 3years."
Frnd: "Then what happened.."
Boy:"Nothing finally She maried the postman grin.png

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