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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Once their was a fight betwen me and d tiger.

i ran away

to save d tiger

coz deir only 1411 tiger Left.
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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

When I say good morning, it means I-m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Rajanikant is remaking TITANIC with some changes...
In d end HE doesnt die but swims across the ocean wth heroine in 1 hand and





TITANIC on d other hand..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Husband went to abroad for 15 days.
Wife: darling its 15 days now. When will u come back.. I am half-dead.

Husband: "half-dead"! Ok then i will come after 15 days.
-By Abhishek

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. SMS!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don-t have!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

6 flowers 4 u-
1 for health,
1 for wealth,
1 for happiness,
1 for frendshp,
aur baki 2 aise he kaan pe laga lena.Ache lagoge

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

BOSS to secretory:for 1 week we-ll go aboard

She calls husband :for a week,i and boss r going abroad

Husband calls GF :wife going,lets enjoy

GF calls her student:for one week,you-re free

Little boy calls grandpa:i-m free for 1 week

Grandpa(boss) calls her secretory:tour cancelled

I-m with my grandson this week

Secretory calls her hubby:tour cancelled

Husband calls GF:wife not going

GF calls boy:this week your class as usual

Boy calls grandpa:sorry,i-ve to attend m

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