Santa banta sms Tag Sms

sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.

Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.

Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?

Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigarette Dekha..
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Oh God, She Smokes ;-O
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fir Wisky Dekha..
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Oh God, She Drinks frown.png
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Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..
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Thank God, Ye Sab Is ladke ka Hai. tongue.png grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 336 - SMS Length: 193
sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai” frown.png sunglasses.png

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti” grin.png

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?” :o

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“ grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa : Football Male Hai Ya Female ??
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Banta : Aareeee Jiske Piche 11+11=22 Ladke Bhag Rahe Ho,
Vo Female Hi Hogi Na.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa banta joke
Girl. Kya tum mujse shadi karogi

Santa. Humare ghar sabki shadi relatives se hi hoti he jaise mummy ki papa se , bahiya ki bhabhi se, didi ki jija se

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya?

Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye?

Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha. tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa 'suicide' nhi
krne ka
speech de
rha tha.

Santa-
"Suicide nhi
krna chahiye.
Suicide darpok, busdhil,
kaayar log
krte hai...
Suicide krne
se toh acha
hai ki aap
zeher kha lo..." grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa Ke 7 Bachhe The Aur Unme se Ek Alag Hi Dikhta Tha

Usko Apni Biwi Pe Shak Hone Laga Tha Ki Wo Alag Dikhne Wala Bachcha Kisi Aur Ka Hai.

Par Santa Mein Biwi Se Ye Baat Puchne Ki Himmat Nahi Hoti Thi.

Isi Soch Soch Mein Vo Beemar Ho Gaya.

Jab Uska Akhri Waqt Najdik Aya Aur Vo Akhri Saanse Le Raha Tha To Apni Biwi Ko Bulaya

Santa : Dekho Tumhe Meri Kasam Hai,
Sach Sach Batana Ki Ye Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai ?

Wife : Ji Ab Aap Mar Rahe Ho Aur Marte Hue Aadmi Se Juth Nahi Bola Jata,

Main Aapko Sach Batana Chahti Hun...

Santa Dukhi Mann Se : Kya ?

Wife : Wo Sabse Alag Dikhne Wala Hi Sirf Aapka Bachha Hai...tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye,
Udas santa-
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pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta.

I Like SMS - Like: 376 - SMS Length: 177
sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"

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