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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

6 Reasons Y Indians cant b Terorists:
1)V r always late.V ll Miss d Flight Which Shd be Hijacked!

2)Wit free Food n Drinks on d Plane v 4get Y We-re der!

3)V wud fight over each other 4 a Photograph wit d hostages!

4)V cant keep a secret. V Wud hv told Evry1 a Week b4 doing it!

5)V always talk Loudly n bring Attention 2 Ourselve!

6)V wud hav postpond d Mission Bcoz of a Cricket match!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I-m blue. U r my headache, one day I-ll
kill u.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I Said to god,
"I-m D Sweetest In D World"
God Laughed & Said
"Wait, U-ve Not Met D Person Reading this sms!"

Moral:Even God cracks jokes..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Pappu : Lalaji,
Detol Soap He ......

Lala : Hanji He.



Pappu : to haat
dho kar 2 kg, chini de do..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Never make the same Mistake twice.,
There are so many New ones.
Try a different one each day!
-
by Swami MISTEKANAND.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Best quote against size zero
"Real men go for curves ..
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Only dogs go 4 bones.."tongue.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Height of Courage-
A Senior student during ragging says
"on ur marriage Ill kiss ur wife"
Junior: Ok fine im going 2 marry ur Sister..!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Once 3 eggs fall on the ground but only 2 eggs broke!
Why..





















Sometimes it happenes, dont take tension!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

The m0st t0uching -break up shayari- ever-

dil t0d ke dete ho pyar ki tanhai ka khauf..

dil t0d ke dete h0 pyar ki tanhai ka khauf..

F**k off!

F**k off!

F**k off! Lol

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

AEROPLANE
Wright brothrs

CYCLE
Macmillan

TELEPHONE
Graham Bell

TELESCOPE
Galileo

EXAMS











Saale ko dhundo re, Pakad k Marenge.!!

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