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A man who surrenders when he-s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he-s Right, is a Husband.

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5 years ago

Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife-s birthday..
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

U r ultimate
U r lovely
U r likable
U r unique
In a short
U r ULLU!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

God:My 1Minute is ur 100 Years
Man:Great!
God:My 1rupee is ur 1Crore
Mangasp.pngk.Please give me 1rupee

God: Please wait 1 minute.!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ur brain is special.
It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT.
In right, nothing LEFT.
In left, nothing RIGHT.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A Spanish cptn ws walkin on hs ship wen a soldier rushes and says "an enemy ship s approachin us."cptn replies coolly "Go. Get my Red shirt." soldier gets d Shirt 4 hs cptn. enemy ship comes in range.heavy rounds of fire wer exchangd.Finally the Spanish win.soldier asks, "Congrats sir,bt y d red shirt.." cptn replies "if I got injurd den my blood shud nt hav 2 be seen as I dnt want my men lose hope"Just thn anothr soldier"Sir,we juz spotted anothr 20

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A Camel, cow & a Donkey discusing who is the best
Camel: i help in moving heavy loads
Cow: i give milk..
.. Kuch to bol yar teri izzat ka sawal ha..
-By Thaslima

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Regular Naps Prevent Old Age..
Especially If You Take Them While Driving!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Why Boyz & Girlz
Dont Understand Each Othr..

God-Bz,I Gv
Gud Brains To boys
&
Gud Hearts To gals,

Bt
boys Use Their Heart
&
gals Use Their Brain!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

FATHER: tune colleg me muskil kam konse sikhe SON: 2 muskil kam sikhe danto se beer ki bottle kholna aandhi me 1 tili se cigaratte jalana

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