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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss ain-t a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

can you lend me 2000 Rs.. i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sharabi- Aaj tab tak piyenge, jab tak wo saamne wale 3 ped(trees) nahi dikhte.



Pub Manager-
Saalo bas karo, Saamne pehle se
1 hi ped hai!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa got promotion from clerk to manager.
He went home and told his wife in new style "You will sleep with a manager today." Wife fell unconscious.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aap k chehre par udasi aur aankho me nami hai Aapke chehre par udasi aankho me nami hai TATA NAMAK istemaal karo aap me iodine ki mai hain

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I

I l

I Lo
I Lov

I Love

I LOve Y

I Love Yo

I Love Yoga.......

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

An Engg Student Answers To The Question
"What is MATHS.."
Mental Attack To Healthy Students!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Manmohan Singh,
Obama, Sonia &
Aishwarya Rai
wer travelling in a train.
As d train enters
a tunnel der-s a sound of KISSING & a SLAP..!!
Wen train cums out
Obama-s face luks RED due 2 d slap
All maintain
diplomatic silence

Sonia is thinking:
"Americans r crazy,
Obama mst hav tried
2 kiss Ash.."

Ash thinks:
"Obama must hav tried 2 kiss me bt kissed Sonia instead & gotslapped."

Obama thinks:
"Dammit!
Manmohan mst hav tried 2 kiss Ash, Sh

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Heights of bad english-
1 man askd hs frn-"wen wl u marry.."
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he replied-first i wil marry my sister, then my mother wil marry me..wink.png

-Vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Last nite i wantd u, needed u so badly dat it hurt, wantd 2 taste u, i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on meā€¦but i couldn-t find u, where r u.. paracetamol!

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