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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

SOME FUNNY LOGIC-S wink.png
1.y does a round pizza come n a square box..

2.y doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle..

3.y do u still call it building wen its already built..

4.if u arent supposed to drink and drive.. why do bars have parking lots..

We are a funny bunch of people. Living in a serìously funny world.
-vinu

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Newton-s SUSU law:
No matter how much u
press it
shake it
rotate it
slap it
strangle it
and pull it..
the last drop of urine will always fall in your underwear wink.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

An American once had spicy Indian food.He rushed to the toilet, came back & said:
Now i understand y Indians use water, it could burn the tissue paper!
-By Kunal

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Do u know wat is
-Anatomized juxtaposition of two Orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction..-





It is medical definition of a French Kiss..! grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sun makes mon shine

Curent makes bulbs shine

Wax makes candles shine

But,im realy confusd

Wat makes ur teeth shine..
-Harpic-or -domex-..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

If u paint wit 40,000 worth Royal Paint, u-r house wil look colourful, But If u drink 400 worth Royal Stag d whole world wil look colourful!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

English teacher:
Tell me 3 sentences in diffrnt tense with examples.
Boy:
I saw your daughter yesterday (past).

we are in love (present).

we will run away tomorrow.(future)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Mayawati got advertisement for Amul Milk. So she posed with buffaloes.

A newspaper published d picture wid caption-
"MAYAWATI, 3rd From LEFT

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Gunde ke beta orals me fail hua bap se bola; un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magr apun b teri aulad he sala muh tak nahi khola.

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