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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Apne Ehsas Se Cho Kar Mujhe Sandal Kar Do,
Mai To Sadiyon Se Adhoori Hoon Mukammal
Kar do.
Na Tumhe Hosh Rahe Na Mujhe Hosh Rahe,
Is Tarah Toot Kar Chaho Ki Mujhe Pagal Kar do.
Dhoop Hi Dhoop Hoon Is Tarah Toot Ke Barso
Mujh Par,
Mai To Sehra Hoon mujhe Pyar Ka Badal Kar.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

ek bar ek sardar ka parmosion hua. Clark se menezar ban gaya . Ghar aake biwi se is andaaz me bola to biwi behos ho gai esa kya bola aaj se tu menezar ke 7 soyegi

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wo chamak chamk kar aayi wo chamk chamak chali gai me sindur lekar khada tha .wo rakhi bandh kar chali gai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 girl ask 2 pappu:
woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai aur mere paas 2?????
Pappu: Legs
Girl:woh kya hai jo tumhari pant mein hai aur meri pant mein nahi?????
Pappu: Paise
Girl: woh kya hai jo log din mein karne ke bajey raat ko karte hai?????
Pappu: BISTAR !!!!!
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jatin das

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

america ne chor pakdne ki mashin bnai..
us mashin ne USA e 1k ghante me 10 chor pakde
china me 20
england me 40
pakistan me 35

india me
1k ghante me mashi hi chori ho gai....

est or west INDIA is the best....

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Mubarik ne gano ki ladki se sadi kar li
mubarik ne hnimun manane ke liye badiya hotal me kamra buk kiya or hnimun manaya
bv : chalona hanimun manate h
mubarik : abi to manaya
bv ; esa hanimun to me eekh ke khet me kai bar mna chuki hun .....warish khan

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Muzaffar ke pyaar ki roshni aise hai ki har tarf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu bijli katwa du kambaqt bil bohat aata

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life...

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1 Breakfast
2 Lunch
3 Dinner

Har bar Emotional hona Zaruri nahi
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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Kanjus ki Zindgi kya jeena,
Kabhi meri tarah jiya karo
Roz mere sms padhkar sharam nahi aati,
Kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya Karo
Kanjus..smile.png chaitanya gaikwad

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick,! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

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