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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1 girl ask 2 pappu:
woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai aur mere paas 2?????
Pappu: Legs
Girl:woh kya hai jo tumhari pant mein hai aur meri pant mein nahi?????
Pappu: Paise
Girl: woh kya hai jo log din mein karne ke bajey raat ko karte hai?????
Pappu: BISTAR !!!!!
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jatin das

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

america ne chor pakdne ki mashin bnai..
us mashin ne USA e 1k ghante me 10 chor pakde
china me 20
england me 40
pakistan me 35

india me
1k ghante me mashi hi chori ho gai....

est or west INDIA is the best....

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Mubarik ne gano ki ladki se sadi kar li
mubarik ne hnimun manane ke liye badiya hotal me kamra buk kiya or hnimun manaya
bv : chalona hanimun manate h
mubarik : abi to manaya
bv ; esa hanimun to me eekh ke khet me kai bar mna chuki hun .....warish khan

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Muzaffar ke pyaar ki roshni aise hai ki har tarf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu bijli katwa du kambaqt bil bohat aata

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago


Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life...

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1 Breakfast
2 Lunch
3 Dinner

Har bar Emotional hona Zaruri nahi
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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Kanjus ki Zindgi kya jeena,
Kabhi meri tarah jiya karo
Roz mere sms padhkar sharam nahi aati,
Kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya Karo
Kanjus..smile.png chaitanya gaikwad

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick,! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Xam chal rha tha question tha dilly me kya hai 2 ladke ek sath baithe the 1 ladka bola dilly me kutubminar hai 2sara ladka bola dilly me kutia bimar hai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Insaan Kabhi 4 Cheezo Se Khush Nahi Ho sakta..

-Mobile
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-Auto Mobile
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-TV
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&
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-BIWI

Kyonki aksar inke achche Model padosi k paas hote hai.....

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Kunwaron se log puchhte hain ki tumhari ab tk shaadi kyon nahein huye.? Kunware bhi jor se kahte hain.Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

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