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Teacher:Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?
Gagan:Sir,Ladies Toilet.

santa:trein ki patri pe kyu leta hi,banta: mai shoch raha tha mere uper se plain gujar gaya to ye trein mere uper se jaegi to muje kuch nahi hoga $u//il

obama: How poor is India..!!

Anna: Beta tumhara pura desh jitna Oil khata hai na..

utna to shanivar ko hum HANUMAN ko chada dete hai...

baat karta hai..!!

papa:beta aaj tumhari ma chup chup kyo hai.beta:ma ne lipstick mangi thi.maine feviquick de di.

Kisi ny dil badly kisi ny dhadkhan badly

kisi ny dost badly kisi ny rasty badly

kisi ny pyar badly kisi chahat badly

tumhare paas badal ny keliye kuch nahi ta tum ny masjid me jakar chappal badal di

True love song.

Bazigar o bazigar teri mummy ko raji kar,
Oooo......
Tune dil mera toda,
maine fevicol se joda,
mere fevicol k paise bapas kar.

Agar raat ko koi tumhare kamre me aaye tumhare badan ko chume, gaalon ko kiss kare toh romantic mat bano
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.MOSPEL Lagao macchar bhagao.

Aaj Kal Ladkiyon K Kapre,
Yahan Se Less
Wahan Se Less
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Kabhi Sleveless
To
Kabhi Backless
Or Koi Ladka Ghoor K Dkhe Tu,
"Oh My God !
How Mannerless "

Raju ne satsang se ghar aate hi biwi ko godh mein utha liya,BIWI:guru ji ne romance ke liye kaha he kya? Raju:unhone kaha ki apne dukh khud uthao....

1 Ladki face par dupatta bandh ke bus stop pe khadi thi..
Achanak 1 aadmi scooter pe aaya or Bola - HI CHAMMAK CHALLO JANEMAN CHALTI KEYA ???

Ladki - Chi ! Papa main hu...

4m- gOOd dO