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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Techar- Kal colge kyu nahi aya..
Stud- grfrnd se milne gaya.
Teacr- KIS LIYE ??
Studnt- liya na bahut sare kiss liya.....

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Salim- hamare abba itne lambe hai ki khade khade chalta fan rok dete hai...

Jahangir- hamare abba bhi lambech hai magar aisa agaau pana nahi karte...

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek principal talab mein doob raha tha to ek bachhe ne dekha aur chillate hue bhagne laga kal chutt hai kal chutti hai.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

sardar: shirt k liye kapada dikhao

Salesman: plain me dikhau?

Salesman: nahi....
Helicopter me dikha sale...!!!!
Sardar hu majak udata h......???

I Like SMS - Like: 94 - SMS Length: 153
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Kal raat khwab me uski tasveer bana dali, Itni acchi lagi ki dil se laga dali. Ab huaa khauf ke koi chura na le, To itna roye ke apne aansuo se hi mita dali.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Apne Ehsas Se Cho Kar Mujhe Sandal Kar Do,
Mai To Sadiyon Se Adhoori Hoon Mukammal
Kar do.
Na Tumhe Hosh Rahe Na Mujhe Hosh Rahe,
Is Tarah Toot Kar Chaho Ki Mujhe Pagal Kar do.
Dhoop Hi Dhoop Hoon Is Tarah Toot Ke Barso
Mujh Par,
Mai To Sehra Hoon mujhe Pyar Ka Badal Kar.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

ek bar ek sardar ka parmosion hua. Clark se menezar ban gaya . Ghar aake biwi se is andaaz me bola to biwi behos ho gai esa kya bola aaj se tu menezar ke 7 soyegi

I Like SMS - Like: 102 - SMS Length: 169
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wo chamak chamk kar aayi wo chamk chamak chali gai me sindur lekar khada tha .wo rakhi bandh kar chali gai

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 girl ask 2 pappu:
woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai aur mere paas 2?????
Pappu: Legs
Girl:woh kya hai jo tumhari pant mein hai aur meri pant mein nahi?????
Pappu: Paise
Girl: woh kya hai jo log din mein karne ke bajey raat ko karte hai?????
Pappu: BISTAR !!!!!
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jatin das

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

america ne chor pakdne ki mashin bnai..
us mashin ne USA e 1k ghante me 10 chor pakde
china me 20
england me 40
pakistan me 35

india me
1k ghante me mashi hi chori ho gai....

est or west INDIA is the best....

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