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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

poonam ki raat me taare timtimate h, savan k aate hi murjhaye phool khil jate h, or 1 rupaye me 10sms free kya hue tum jese chindi chor v shayar ban jate h

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

MASTERJI TO SANTA
MASTERJI-TUM IS SAMAY BAHUT SARARTI HO GAYE HO,MUJHE TUMHARI SIKAYT KRNE TUMHARE GHAR JANA HAI,BTAO TUMHARA GHAR KAHA HAI?
SANTA-SIR MERA GHAR DUKAN KE SAMNE HAI,
MASTEJI-AUR DUKAN KAHA HAI?
SANTA-SIR MERE GHAR KE SAMNE,
MASTERJI,JOR SE GUSSE ME.AUR E DONO KAHA HAI?
SANTA-SIR AAMNE-SAMNE

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

apna pyar jo NIRMA nahi phahle istmal karo fir viswas karo apna PYAR to LIC he jo zindgi ke shat bi zindgi ke bad bi

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Santa-Banta:Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge Jb Tak Wo Samne Wale Teen Ped 6nhi Dikhte.
Waiter-Bas Kro Saalo Samne
1Hi Ped H
Ab Kya Jungle Banaoge?

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Patni;tum khub mote ho gaye ho. Pati;tum bhi. Patni;main to maa banne wali hoo. Pati; main bhi to baap banne wala hoo.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Subah SMS, shaam SMS
Din mein SMS, Raat mein SMS,
Ghar mein SMS, office mein SMS, Jeena SMS, Marna SMS, Aakhir kya hain ye SMS, S ; Sabko
M ; Mohabbat se
S ; Satana...?

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Boy:I luv u.. smile.png

Girl:I hate u.. :@

Boy:y dis kolavery kolavery di?
y dis kolavery kolavery di? frown.png

Girl:A baba, i luv u 2..!
But pahale ye gana band kr.!.!! From..D.K.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ram ne dhanush toda sita dauri chali aayi. krishn ne murali bajai, radha dauri chali aayi. hamne zara si siti kya bajai, wo apne baap ko le aayi.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Police-jab tumhare ghar chori huii tab kitne baje the. ram- mere pairo par do pet aur sar par ek ek laathi baji thi!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

ek baar ek aam wala aam bech rha tha to ek angrage aaya or bola wht is this?is this mango..to us aam wale ko smaj nhi aaya to wo bola nhi thari maa ro lango.

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