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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Patni;tum khub mote ho gaye ho. Pati;tum bhi. Patni;main to maa banne wali hoo. Pati; main bhi to baap banne wala hoo.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Subah SMS, shaam SMS
Din mein SMS, Raat mein SMS,
Ghar mein SMS, office mein SMS, Jeena SMS, Marna SMS, Aakhir kya hain ye SMS, S ; Sabko
M ; Mohabbat se
S ; Satana...?

I Like SMS - Like: 97 - SMS Length: 173
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boy:I luv u.. smile.png

Girl:I hate u.. :@

Boy:y dis kolavery kolavery di?
y dis kolavery kolavery di? frown.png

Girl:A baba, i luv u 2..!
But pahale ye gana band kr.!.!! From..D.K.

I Like SMS - Like: 149 - SMS Length: 172
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ram ne dhanush toda sita dauri chali aayi. krishn ne murali bajai, radha dauri chali aayi. hamne zara si siti kya bajai, wo apne baap ko le aayi.

I Like SMS - Like: 150 - SMS Length: 145
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Police-jab tumhare ghar chori huii tab kitne baje the. ram- mere pairo par do pet aur sar par ek ek laathi baji thi!

I Like SMS - Like: 148 - SMS Length: 116
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

ek baar ek aam wala aam bech rha tha to ek angrage aaya or bola wht is this?is this mango..to us aam wale ko smaj nhi aaya to wo bola nhi thari maa ro lango.

I Like SMS - Like: 149 - SMS Length: 157
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

knjus ki beti boyfriend se:-kal mere papa ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe jate hue dekha.
boy(dar ke bola):phir?
girl:-phir kya,mujhse bus k paise wapas le liye.

I Like SMS - Like: 94 - SMS Length: 161
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

amerikan: hamare yanha saadi e-mail se v hoti h. indian: but hamare yanha to saadi shirf female se hoti h.

I Like SMS - Like: 140 - SMS Length: 120
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Arz kiya hai....

Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Fir na samajh aye to film gajni aur tere naam dekhlo

I Like SMS - Like: 96 - SMS Length: 159
Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

MALLIKA ne jab chirag ko gisa,to usme se BHOOT nikala aur bola "kya hukum.." MALLIKA: Meri PYAAS bhuja do. BHOOT says "7up se ya 7inch.

I Like SMS - Like: 96 - SMS Length: 144
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