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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?

Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana



Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


1Admi Dosto ki Mehfil §e Raat Late Ghr Gya



Dosto Ne Pucha k ßivi Ne kuch kaha To Nai



Admi ßola Naì kuch khas Naì ßs ¥e 2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


1 Sahab ki Lottery main Paris Tour ka Prize nikal aya.!



Usne Office say foran B-V ko fone kiya or Khushi say bola



Darling !

Mere sath Paris chalogi ?



B-V Khushi say boli:-

Han Bilkul !

Paris to 1 Muddat say Mere Khwabon main basa hai.

Main Aap k sath Zarur chalungi !

Magar Ap Kon Sahab bol rahe hain?

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Love Is The Thing That



Enables A Woman To Sing



While She Mops Up The Floor



After



Her Husband Has Walked Across It

In His Barn Boots =P ->

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Man1- I told my wife d truth dat

I was seeing a Psychiatrist

Man2- Thn?

Man1- Thn She told me d truth dat

She-s seeing a Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbrz n a Bartendr tongue.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?



No Ans.



Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.



Then Again He Asks,



Wife: Nahi Kaha.



Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo grin.png

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husband:

You know,

wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,

I still got mine with me!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,

but luckier is the woman

who is the last love of a man.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,



Our Son Steals It.



I Don-t Know What To Do About It



Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.



He-ll Never Touch!

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