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5 years ago


Wyf : Luk A Thief Has Enterd Our Kitchen



N He Is Eating D Cake Prepard By Me



Husband: Whom Shud I Cal



Now Police Or Ambulance..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Bivi shohar se?munna itni dair se ro raha hai magar tumhain fursat nahi kae isay thoori dair kae liye goud mein otha lo.akhir mein esay jhaiz mein to nahi laai thi? shohar bhi ghusay se.tum to aisy keh rahi ho jaisay mein easy apna barati bana kar laya tha.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


?B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy? 1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha



Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye



?Kia Matlab? Admi ne Pocha



Dost: Mtlb Ye k Bht Kch Chorh Jaye -&gt

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


mERAY office Se shAm K? Ghar LaUt aNAy pER,

MerI bEguM K chehrAy k? sada Gamgeen pA?a hai,

MaGR pehli tareEKH hO t? Hans K kEHti h?I,

?BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO MERA MEHBO?B AAYA HAI?



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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: Mein jab gaana gaati hoon

toh aap balcony mein kyon chale jate ho?



Husband: Taki kahin muhalle wale aisa na samjhe

ki mein tumara gala daba raha hoon

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Frd &amp The Maid.

Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax &amp Let The Poison Work! ..-)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: If I removed da cook &amp make da food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?



Husband: I don?t hav 2 pay u, u?ll get my entire insurance amount.-)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye



Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki.



Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Ek admi ko dhamki mili k 3 din me 50 hazar do nhi to tmhari b.v ko aghwa kr len gay.

Admi. Me tmhara motalba to pora nhi kr sakta lekin tm apna vaada pora krna.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn

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she&amp#145s WRONG EVEN!!

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