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5 years ago


Hsbnd apni wife ka jnaza lekr ja rha tha

Jnaze k agy ek kutta 0r piche aadmiyon ki Lmbi line thi

Ek aadmi akr pochta hy

?bhai ye sb kese hua

Hsbnd: Is kutte ne kaat lya tha

Aadmi: Ye kutta ek din k Lye mje dedo

Hsbnd: piche line me lag jao..

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Man: Tumhari wife gum hui hy tou police ko Q nai bataya



?ardar: Q K Jb mera scooter gum huwa tha to Police walo ne



15-20 din istemaal kar K Loataya Tha.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husband &amp wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver &amp wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife:?I Th?nk Our Daughter ?s ?n Love with Someone?

Husband:



?How Do U Know??



W?fe:



?B?coz She ?s Not Ask?ng For Pocket Money?

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


JUDGE: ?WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?

MAN: Your Honour, it was Easier 2 Shoot my wife once,

instead SHOOTING 1 Man Every Week..%-)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Sunnys teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,Sunny seems to be a very bright boy but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.

The Mother wrote back the next day, If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti,

Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar kartay hai jo unhay atne pyaaray naam se bola rahay ho.

Old man! Nahi darasal kambakat ka naam yaad nahi s leye atne naam try kar raha hon.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: India jao to banarsi saari bejna,



Dubai jao to Jewelry,



France jao to Perfume,



Husband ne jal k kaha or dozakh jaoon to kia bhejon?



Wife: Imran Hashmi

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Aik Ghar se har waqt hasne ki awaz ati thi.

Aik Sahab us Ghar gae ta k itni khushgwar zindagi ka raz malom kar saken.

Shohar nay bataya k, ?Meri Biwi larti hai to mujhay jootay say marti hai. Joota LAG jai to woh hansti hai aur NA LAGAY to

main hansta hoon!?

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