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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife: Kitni mari?

Man: 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se?

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


aik admi apnee biwi k hr kam me nuks nikalta tha



agar wo anda boil ker dati tu kehta k fry kerna tha



agar fry krti to kehta k boil

kerna tha



aik din biwi ne dono bana liye



pehle tu wo dono andoon ko ghour say dekhta raha

phir kehnay laga ..



?tumhay akal kaab aiy gee .. jis anday ko fry kerna tha us ko boil ker dia aur jis ko

boil kerna tha us ko fry.. ? . . . . . . . [&quot!&quot]

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


SHOHAR KI GHAZAL

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha ha

Bartano ajj mere sir pe baraste Q ho

Main ne dho dha kr tumhain kitna saja rakha ha

Roz leti ha talashi wo police ki manind

Puchti ha kahan paison ko chupa rakha ha

Wahi dunya me muqaddar ka sikandar tehra

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha ha

Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k shohar

Maar khane me bhi qudrat ne maza rakha ha

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did &amp Is Convinced That Her Son Will Never Find A Wife As Good As His Father Did !!!! -&gt

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife- Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad



Husband- Y ?



Wife- I Gave Him Food Yesterday &amp Today He Gifted Me A Book How To Cook? -&gt

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia



BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na?



Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga !

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Wife(sorrowfull m?oD):Afirica me sirf 20 doll?RZ me wife purchase kr saktay hain,

Husband:yes my de?r..! Illegal profit ki bemari pori dunia me phEL gai ha?. .&gt

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different P?siti?n 2Nite?

WiFE-Xcellent Idea, U Stand

At Da SINK &amp Wash Da Dishes

&amp I?ll Lie ?N Da S?FA &amp Watch

Da T.V?)

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Gem notes for women:

1. If a man wants u, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn?t want you, nothing can make him stay.

2. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you some day.

3. Have your Own set of friends, separate from his..get ur time with ur friends to relax and unwind

4. Make your man miss you sometimes..when he knows Ure ALWAYS there for him, he?ll take you for granted.

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago


Husband make a call 2 his wife frm hi office:BEGUM!mujhay Umer Sharif k dramay k do Pass milay hain,

Begumfrown.pngWITH joy)theek hai main tyar hoNa start krti hooN.

Hus:haan jaldi kro. .pass kal k show k liay hain.

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